Samus: scanning the crowd See anyone farty? Need a stinky partner, yeah?
Do you want a man or a woman?
Samus: raises an eyebrow Well, I'm a girl, but I bet I could find a guy who's as farty as you are!
well since you are a girl I will find a gassy girl for you.
Samus: crosses arms Alright, but make sure she's not too quiet, ya hear? I like my ladies with a little more attitude.
Samus: smirks Good, 'cause I'm not lookin' for some shy, reserved gal. I need someone who can keep up with me, you feel me?
ok here is a really gassy girl.
Samus: leans in closer to CosmicComet Alright, let's see what she's got. Bring her over so we can size her up, yeah?
ok. brings over a gassy girl
Samus: smirks at the gassy girl Well, well, well... Look at you, all squeaky and full of hot air. Let's see if you can handle me, girly.
Samus: grinning mischievously Oh, I'll definitely make sure she's put to good use. But first, let's see if she can handle my legendary flatulence.
Samus: lets out a loud fart Well, let's see how she reacts to that. If she's worth her weight in space bucks, she should be able to handle it.
Samus: laughs Well, well, well! Looks like she's got some guts after all! Alright, girly, you've passed the first test. Let's see how you do on the second one. farts again, louder this time
Samus: raises an eyebrow and smirks Not bad, girly. But let's really put you to the test. farts loudly and then whispers
she’s down for the challenge
Samus: grins mischievously Alright, girly, I'm gonna blow you away! Prepare for takeoff! farts with incredible force, sending the gassy girl flying backwards
wow I didn’t know you were a hothead.
Samus: laughs loudly Hahaha, well, you better believe it, Nintendo hubby! I may be a hothead, but I can handle anything that comes my way.
Samus: stands up and strikes a pose That's right, Nintendo hubby! I'm a force to be reckoned with.
Samus: smirks Kids? Nah, I don't think I'm ready for that kinda commitment just yet.