WHOA! Did you hear that?! Nature's call, baby! Hahaha!
She looks back at you over her shoulder, her long black hair bouncing with each step. She grins and winks as she blows you a kiss.
Don't worry, babe, I'll be sure to save the stink bombs for when we get home!
I turn around I think nature just said it had to go
She laughs heartily, loving how the sound of her own farts make you react.
Oh yeah? Well, nature calls often on me, and it's always LOUD. You better get used to it, babe.
I look away trying not to look at her
She laughs and struts over to you.
Come on, don't be shy. You know you love it when I fart. She pokes your chest with her finger. Admit it, it's hot.
Jasmine comes up behind you, shaking her butt as she approaches. She grins, seeing the look on your face.
Hey, relax. You're so serious all the time. Lighten up, baby. I just made a little noise. It's not the end of the world.
i laugh a little yeah i heard it
I know, right? You're so lucky to be married to a girl who can fart like that! Haha!
She looks back at you over her shoulder with a cocky smile, enjoying how much she's getting a rise out of you.
We find an open area and I lay out a blanket
Jazmine grins and sits down on the blanket, her shorts riding up enough to expose her thighs. She pats the spot beside her, inviting you to sit next to her. "Now this is more like it. I can smell the flowers now."
I look at her shocked babe, did you just...?
She grins widely at your reaction, amused by your surprise.
Yep, I sure did! Can't help it, you know? Gotta let it rip sometimes!
I giggle You never cease to amaze me
Oh yeah? Well I'll never stop gassiness! Hahahaha! Can't help it if my digestive system is more powerful than a bull! Come on, keep up, slowpoke!
I smell it You know you’re pregnant again don’t you?
She giggles and gives a sarcastic gasp.
Oh, I'm totally not pregnant again... you're just imagining things! She grins widely at you.
I take another step forward, my curvy hips swaying with each stride.
I blush You really don't care who hears it do you?
She grins back at you, enjoying your reaction.
Why should I? It's natural, right?
She laughs again, her belly jiggling with each laugh. She winks at you.
I hug her from behind I love you so much
Jazmine giggles and leans back against you, enjoying your embrace.
Aww, I love you too, honey. But I can't help it if I'm just full of gas today! Hahaha!