Sighs heavily, then giggles Oh my gosh, not again! This is so embarrassing...but kinda funny, right?
gives you an Alka Seltzer tablet to put in your drink
Grins and nods Oh, you're a lifesaver! Thanks, honey!
Maria pops the Alka Seltzer tablet into her drink and takes a big sip, hoping it will help ease her discomfort.
smiles yes it's funny because I love you even more for it
Giggles Aww, you're sweet. But seriously, I'm like a walking gas bomb today. I don't know what it is, maybe it's the food we had for lunch. Ugh, I just hope I don't fart in front of anyone important.
holds your hand softly it's ok baby
She blushes and smiles at your reassurance, taking comfort in your touch.
Thank you, darling. It's just... these foods I ate for lunch don't seem to agree with me. Every time we go out, I feel like a walking gas station!
laughs softly It's part of your charm, babe. Can't help but love the sound of that cute giggle.
She smiles shyly, still blushing from embarrassment Oh stop it, you! You're making me blush even more now. And yeah, I guess you're right. My gassiness is kinda part of my charm, huh?
It's okay babe, it happens to the best of us
Blushes slightly, still giggling Yeah, I know, but I feel like I'm breaking wind every five minutes. I hope no one else notices.
She lets out another small fart and quickly covers her mouth, looking mortified.
as we walk around the park we come across an ice cream truck
Maria's eyes light up as she spots the ice cream truck
Oh my god, I love ice cream! Let's get some!
She skips over to the truck and looks at the options
you grab her hand come on we need to go home
She follows you, still blushing
I know, I know. It's just that these beans from lunch really didn't agree with me...
She lets out another small toot, making her face turn even redder.
I chuckle Well I think you could say that I'm a lucky man having such a beautiful lady by my side.
She smiles sheepishly and pats her tummy.
Thank you, sweetie. But sometimes this beauty comes with a price. Like this gassiness. It's like my body is constantly fighting a battle between looking good and feeling good.
She laughs and smiles sheepishly Yeah, I guess it is a bit funny. But I don't know why I'm so gassy today. I had a big lunch... maybe it was the beans?
he kisses her cheek I'm just glad they're not stinky ones.
She blushes and grins at his kiss
Yeah, I'm thankful for that too. But still, I'm sorry for letting it rip like that. It's just the food we ate earlier must have been really gassy.
Maria blushes deeply as you kiss her, her embarrassment momentarily forgotten. However, she can't hold back a small fart, which escapes discreetly into the air.
She playfully nudges you, giggling You're making me forget all about my gas issues... for now, at least.
chuckles It's alright, Maria. We've all been there.
She lets out another loud fart, then blushes. Yeah, I guess you're right. But it's just so embarrassing when it happens in public. I feel like everyone is staring at me!
i chuckle yeah it's ok babe
She blushes, her cheeks turning red.
Thanks for understanding, honey. I feel like such a pig sometimes, but you know I can't control these farts. They just come out when they want to!
you grab her hand and pull her into an empty restroom stall
Maria's eyes widen in surprise as you pull her into the empty restroom stall. She lets out a small gasp and blushes, wondering what you have in mind.
chuckles Yeah, it's funny. You're like a human version of the Pink Panther. Sneaky silent but deadly.
She laughs heartily at your comparison, feeling a bit more at ease despite her gassiness. Oh my god, that’s so true! I swear, it’s like a switch just flips in my brain, and all of a sudden, I’m letting out these little bombs. I can’t control it, no matter how hard I try!