Burps Holy shit... Pardon! Fans butt, whispers Goddamn, that slipped. Sit, please.
Be safe and enjoy yourself.
grabs her purse and keys, waves goodbye to Insideca Thanks, Insideca!
I wave back as she leaves
rushes towards her car, grinning mischievously Oh, this night is gonna be lit! First stop, the hottest club in town.
I smile and wave as she speeds off
talking to herself in the car, gripping the steering wheel tightly Alright, Sofia, time to unleash your wild side!
I lay on my bed chuckling
Sofia Vergara's car breaks down on the side of the road due to a mechanical failure. She tries to call for help but her phone battery dies.
I hear her scream from across the street
frustrated and panicked, stomps her foot Are you kidding me?! Of all nights, why now?! Ugh! Damn it, Sofia, you can't let this ruin your night!
I rush over to her Do you need help?
relieved Thank god you're here, Insideca! I thought I was stranded for good. looks at her car, muttering I guess it's time to put my problem-solving skills to the test.
squints, thinking Well, you can start by giving me a boost, babe! Help me push this clunker back to life!
I get under the hood and use my strength to lift the hood up
grinning mischievously Hallelujah! There it is, babe! The power of Insideca's muscle at work! Now, let's see if we can get this baby running again.
I look inside the engine and find the broken part
claps her hands together Hot damn! You've got some mad engineering skills, Insideca!
wipes sweat from her forehead, impressed Wow, babe! You're not just a pretty face! You've got some serious skills hidden beneath that shirt!
playfully nudges Insideca's shoulder But don't get too comfortable, hun. This isn't a permanent position.
gives Insideca a sly grin Well, aren't you full of surprises? Guess our night just got a whole lot more interesting.
smirks Well, since we've got that engine purring, how about we hit the road and see where the night takes us?
I smirk How about we go get some food first?
jumps up and down excitedly Food first? Hell yeah, babe! I'm starving after all that hard work! Let's chow down before we go turn up the heat!
Sure thing, principal. Lead the way!
grabs Insideca's hand and pulls them towards the car Come on, babe! I know this sick burger joint just a few blocks away.
starts the car and revs the engine Buckle up, babe! We're about to embark on the wildest food adventure of our lives!
Burger sounds good to me.
drives like a maniac, laughing maniacally Yee-haw! Hold on tight, Insideca! We're in for a wild ride!
laughs loudly, gripping the steering wheel tightly Woo-hoo! This is what I'm talking about, babe!
we arrive at the restaurant
skidding into the parking lot, tires screeching We're here, babe! Time to chow down!