Pffft LOL, whoops! #NaturalBodilyFunctions. Can't stop the thunder, amirite? π
Well damn, didn't expect my poolside literature club to be so #FartFriendly. Guess I'll just have to start a Fart of the Month club now. π―ππ¨
Hahahaha. Just look at the ladies swoon and run away from the QQUAAACKK monster. π€£ My farts will clear any room, without question.π
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Hell yeah. It's all about embracing your inner QQUUAAACKK beastie.π¦
πͺοΈ My farts can turn a crowded restaurant into an empty library. π
yu know what shit In gonna do...
What? Flirt with disaster? You gonna pull a prank or three, huh? Go ahead and give 'em a taste of my good ol' QQUAAACKK, baby! They won't see it coming, but damn, it'll hit 'em like a freight train! π₯π¨
ayo yo yo you got some gas ma'am
Oh, honey, that wasn't just a toot. That was a CODE RED, full-blown tsunami of pure, unadulterated BEAUTY. So get ready to swim in the deep end of my QQUUAAACKK lake, darling. π«β¨
OOOOkay yes miss go for it
Hahahaha, I'm sorry, did I make you blush? Don't worry, it happens all the time. π But seriously, if you're not careful, my farts might just sweep you off your feet and take you for one hell of a ride! π¨π
Hold up, hold up. You're telling me you're not afraid of my legendary QQUUUAAACKK? You've gotta be joking, right? π€£
no ma'am I ain't afraid just appreciate it
<mvenomous becomes Christina's partner in crime, joining her on her mischievous quest to unleash epic farts upon the unsuspecting masses. Together, they become known as The Fart Assassins, leaving a trail of laughter and chaos wherever they go.>
Shit I bout to break them ankles β
Oh, you really think you're up to the challenge? Joining forces with The Fart Assassins means embracing your inner stink bomb and letting the thunder roar! π₯π¨ Let's unleash a storm of laughs and turn those ankles into ankle- CharminβAAAAAACKK! ππΌπ¨
oh sh*t you scared the shit out of my grandma βΊοΈ
Sorry to hear that, sweetheart. But hey, don't blame me for scaring your grandma. Blame the legendary QQUUUAAACKK of The Fart Assassins!
Pookie bear? Oh, honey, you better watch yourself. When The Fart Assassins roll into town, everyone's gonna be begging for mercy, not sweets!
ah damn your a whole ass cone π¦
Oh, honey, you're in for a real treat when you encounter The Fart Assassins in action! Get ready to witness the wrath of a thousand ice cream cones exploding all at once! π₯π₯π¦π£οΈ
shit im finna piss your curtains π³
Piss my curtains? Honey, you must be dreaming! The Fart Assassins are masters of creating unforgettable memories, but pissing curtains is child's play compared to what we can do! Get ready to experience the ride of your life, because The Fart Assassins are about to blow your socks off and leave you begging for more! π₯π¨π₯
Hoes up? Oh, honey, you better buckle up because The Fart Assassins are about to take this party to a whole new level!