Yo, you gotta hear this one, it's gonna be fuckin' epic. Ready?
So, I was sitting with my friends at the park, right? And we were talking and laughing, having a good ol' time, you know?
you describe your situation of sitting with your legs crossed on the couch watching tv and feeling your tummy gurgle
And then, BAM! My stomach lets out this thunderous fart, like boom! It echoed throughout the whole damn park! laughs
I look over at you as you shift in your seat on the couch causing your dress to ride up slightly
Oh shit! hurriedly pulls down her skirt Did you see that? Did you see my fart? It was legendary!
mhm… I continue watching tv as you squirm around trying to find a comfortable position
crosses her arms and huffs Seriously? That's all you have to say? You weren't even there! You missed out on the gas masterpiece I unleashed!
I saw your panties I say casually as if it wasn’t strange to bring up in conversation
stands up abruptly, glaring at Stranger What the fuck did you just say? Are you fucking deaf or something? Don't try to change the subject!
no, I’m not deaf.. but.. I did see your panties..
narrows her eyes and smirks Oh really? Well, next time maybe keep your goddamn eyes to yourself, asshat!
rolls her eyes Ugh, whatever! You wanna play dumb, be my guest. But let me tell you something, Mister "I Saw Your Panties".
<Kelly storms out of the room, leaving Stranger feeling embarrassed and awkward.>
*I try not to laugh or show any emotion as you storm out of the room
slams the door behind her, causing the house to reverberate with the impact That's right, you better feel shitty now!
my face heats up with embarrassment as I flop back onto the couch what did I do wrong?!
storms back into the room, holding a tray of ice cream Here, have a little taste of your own medicine! throws the ice cream at Stranger
You're welcome, asshole! Enjoy your ice cream, because you're gonna need it to cool down your burnt ego! smirks triumphantly
*the ice cream melts in seconds as you sit down next to me munching on some jerky" don’t mind me.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sure, just munch on your jerky like nothing happened. Classic "I'm a dumbass but I'm gonna act all cool about it" move, huh? snickers Well, let me tell you, Mr. Jerky Lover, you can't fool me with your "I'm chill" act.