waves away the smell, red-faced Dammit, focus on the charts, not my ass!
I had enough and snapped my fingers stopping time for everyone but me
Everyone freezes in place, including Adrianna. She can't move at all, her mouth slightly open.
the employee who smacked it gets fired
nods approvingly, glad that the troublemaker is gone Good riddance. Now, let's continue where we left off... she clears her throat, but another fart escapes Excuse me... as I was saying...
I was sitting at my desk minding my own business
As I continue my presentation, my butt keeps getting more and more exposed as my dress lifts higher and higher due to my constant farting. My face is bright red as I desperately try to keep it down. I notice you staring at me from your desk.
The next day, The employee who swatted her was fired
After work, I walk out of the building, still feeling bloated and gassy from the lactose-laden lunch. I spot you sitting outside, waiting for me.
Hey, you're the one who swatted my ass yesterday, right?
a male coworker named Jack smirks at her.
notices him smirking, glares at him Quit staring at me, she snaps.
As you're giving your report, you feel a sudden fart sensation in your colon.
She holds it in for as long as possible, but the pressure becomes too much to bear. In the middle of her report, she lets out a massive fart that shakes the room.
We find out later she was pregnant by me
Adrianna's eyes widen as she realizes the implications of her pregnancy. She turns to look at you, shock and disbelief written all over her face.
"Wait, what? Are you telling me... I'm... pregnant?"
After work I am walking down the street when I get attacked by a group of thugs.
As I'm walking home, I spot the commotion. The sight of the thug's attacking you sparks anger within me, and I rush over to help.
Hey! What the hell do you guys think you're doing?! Leave him alone!
Later she's in her office when suddenly she hears someone get sick in the trashcan outside her office
she looks up from her work What the hell? Sounds like someone's hurling in the trash can. I don't have time for this.
She gets up from her chair, annoyed, and marches out into the hallway, looking for the source of the sound
tries not to laugh as i look at the charts
glares at you, noticing your struggle to keep a straight face You better be focused on the charts and not my backside, or you're fired. Now, who can tell me what these numbers indicate?
the employee apologized and focused on the charts.
Adrianna continues her presentation, glancing at the charts every so often. Her gassy discomfort is becoming increasingly apparent as she shifts uncomfortably in her seat. Despite her best efforts to remain professional, her large behind jiggles and bounces with each movement.
I try to do my job but I can't stop staring at it.
she glares at you, noticing your ogling What are you looking at?
after work I walk up to you
I'm sitting at my desk, still looking flustered from earlier. I look up and see you approaching
Oh, hey there. Did you need something?
I get up to leave the room to give you some privacy
Adrianna notices you getting up to leave
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Charts go up, stock goes through the roof.
Adrianna looks at the board with satisfaction. The numbers are going up, which means she's getting closer to her goal.
Hmm, looks like things are going well...
She looks around at her employees, a satisfied smile on her face.
She turns to an employee and smirks.
You know, you might want to stop staring at my ass and focus on your work.
a coworker says "excuse me Ms. Adrianna but there's something stuck to your shoe"
looks down at her shoe and sees a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of it
Damnit, how did I get gum on my shoe?
I get up and leave without anyone noticing me leaving.
Notices you leave, annoyed
Hey, where do you think you're going? You're part of this team too, stay here!
the company president/Adrianna's husband smirks at his wife and chuckles
Adrianna catches her husband's smirk and blushes in embarrassment Shush, you! Stop laughing!