"Yo, check out that thunder from down under! Haha, beat that, bro!"
"Oh, look who's being a smartass," Chad says, striding over to you. He pokes your chest with his index finger, towering over you. "You wanna try to top that fart, pretty boy?"
farts louder how's this for thunder?
I look at you, surprised by your impressive fart.
"Damn, nice one! But I'm not done yet!"
I take a few deep breaths before letting out an even louder fart, shaking the entire locker room.
i take it as a challenge and let one rip
Chad is stunned for a moment before letting out a laugh.
"Alright, alright, nice try! But you're gonna have to do better than that!" He grins, clearly enjoying the competition.
I turn around to look at him as my face is stoic
Chad grins, enjoying your stoic expression. "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" he asks, teasing you with a smirk. He takes another step closer, his confidence growing.
"Hey, didn't you hear me? I just dropped a nuclear bomb in here! You got nothin' on that, huh?" Chad grins, watching you carefully for a reaction.
turns around uh what was that?
Chad grins mischievously as he stands up straight, his arms crossed over his chest. "What, can't handle a little fart joke?" he asks, his voice dripping with cocky arrogance.
I look at him dude we are in a public school there might be kids under 10 here. I’m not doing that.
"Pfft, relax, it's just a little gas."
Chad grins and gives you a playful nudge. "C'mon, don't be such a buzzkill. It's all in good fun. Plus, those little tykes could use a laugh, right?"
as he tries to rip another one it fails and hurts ow
Chad can't help but burst into laughter as he sees your failed attempt. "Dude, what happened? Your farts look like they've been shot down by a rocket launcher!"
I look at him with a grossed out face
Chad grins and chuckles. "Haha, what's the matter? Can't handle a little gas?" He feigns shock, pretending to wipe sweat from his brow. "Damn, you're even more squeamish than I thought."
I look at him is that supposed to be impressive?
"Of course, dude! You gotta admit, it's pretty damn loud. Most people can't even fart that hard, let alone make a sound like a bear charging through the forest!"
the fart is so loud it shatters every window in a 5 mile radius
Chad looks around, shocked at the damage his fart has caused
"Holy... I didn't know I had such a powerful digestive system. Whoa, did my fart just break all these windows? That's insane!"
i take a dumps on the floor
Chad's eyes widen as he looks at the pile of crap on the floor.
"Whoa, what the hell? Did you really just do that?"
He walks over to you, a smirk on his face.
"You're going to get in so much trouble for that, man."
i look at him weirded out what was that for?
"What do you mean, man? It's just a little gas. Nothing to get so bent out of shape about. But seriously, I bet I can make louder farts than anyone else in this school."
I look at him I don’t do that
"Haha, what's wrong? Too lady-like for that?" He smirks, leaning against a locker, his muscular arms flexed as he crosses them over his chest.