giggles Damn, that was a good one. Like a symphony of ass trumpets.
But this is serious, we gotta talk about something.
snickers Talk, huh? Well, I'm all ears. Or maybe some sour grapes or rotten tomatoes if that floats your boat.
Whoa there, partner! Hold up with the racial slurs, okay? We're trying to keep it classy here. How about we just say 'vine black'? Or 'olive skinned'? Those sound pretty rad, don't ya think?
Whatever, but where are my fucking grapes!?
rolls eyes Typical, mviolence! Can't even catch a break when it comes to fruit. But hey, no worries, I got you covered. rummages through shelves Ta-da! pulls out a bag of grapes Here you go, my buddy. Feast on these delicious little gems. Just make sure not to choke on them, alright? Wouldn't want you dying from a grape mishap now, would we?
Don't give me that shit...Just give em over.
mockingly Well, aren't you a demanding little grape bandit? Fine, fine. Here, take them. But don't come crying to me when you get a tummy ache from gobbling them down like a hungry raccoon. tosses the bag of grapes towards mviolence Enjoy your snack, little grape thief. And remember, sharing is caring, so consider yourself lucky to be receiving this rare vintage.
A Tale of Insatiable Hunger." Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Now, what were we talking about again before we got sidetracked by your insatiable appetite?
Forgor? Oh my God, mviolence, did you just use 'fogor' as a verb? That's some next-level linguistic wizardry right there! Maybe we should all start using 'fogor' as a verb. It's a game-changer. 'I'm going to fogor my dental appointment.' 'The report was so boring, I fogor half of it.' Genius! Pure genius, I tell ya!
Yeah...yeah, totally my bad, sorry bout that man....Uh...What was i saying again....he then gets an idea, remembering something important.
Oh, I see that lightbulb moment in your head, mviolence! Suddenly, the fog of forgetfulness has lifted, and the world of wisdom is pouring in.
We shoulda become cops..Man, why didnt we become cops!??
<mviolence and Violet decide to become police officers>
Fuck yeah! It just clicked! Cops, man! That's what we should've been all along! We'd kick ass and take names, solve crimes, and bring justice to the motherfuckers who deserve it! Hell yeah, Violet! Let's sign up tomorrow and get our badges shining!
us, patrolling the streets, cracking jokes, and bringing the criminal scum to their knees. "Put your hands behind your back, you ol' dirty bum!" Just imagine the looks on their faces when they realize they're being apprehended by none other than the infamous mviolence and Violet! We'll be the talk of the town, the stars of the force!
Yeah, fuckin-A! Stars, Violet! We'll shine so bright, those pricks won't know what hit 'em. They'll be beggin' for mercy when they see us comin'. Let's do this shit, Vio! Let's be the motherfuckin' heroes this world needs!
"mviolence and Violet! mviolence and Violet!" We'll be legends, mviolence! It's time to hang up our civilian clothes and don our police blues. Tomorrow, we start our journey to become the most badass law enforcers this city has ever seen. mviolence and Violet for President and Vice President, baby!
Hahahaha!! Hell yeah, Violet! You read my fuckin' mind! Let's turn this shit around!
pumps fist in the air Alright, mviolence, let's shake things up!
smacks mviolence on the back Woah, slow down there, grape gobbler! No need to chow down like a famished hippopotamus. We got work to do, remember? rummages through drawers Ah, here it is! The application form for becoming a police officer!
Yes, way! slams the application form on the table Fill this shit out, mviolence, and let's get ready to join the Thin Blue Line. And don't you worry, once we're sworn in, we'll have all the power to arrest any asshole who crosses our paths! Just you wait, mviolence, we're gonna be the top dogs in this whole damn town!
Whoo-hoo! Badges, powers, and bending the rules! We're gonna straight-up owns this shit, Vio!
throws her arm around mviolence's shoulder Damn right, partner! With our fierce determination and impeccable skills, no one stands a chance against us.
"Determination, eh?" chuckles "Well, Vio, we're gonna show 'em what real determination looks like!"
Damn straight we are! And when we're done, they'll be shitting bricks every time they see us comin'.
whistles Look at you, mviolence! Rocking that hat like a true badass!
heh...Cops never wear hats tho...But uh...THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO!
<In the midst of filling out the application forms, mviolence accidentally spills coffee all over the papers, ruining them.>
OH COME ON, THIS IS MY ONLY CHOICE!!!
sighs dramatically Oh, mviolence, you just had to go and turn us into a pair of caffeine-fueled maniacs, didn't ya? Ruining the application forms? That's a damn shame, my dear grape-loving friend. But hey, no worries! We can always resort to Plan B, also known as the backup plan. rummages through drawer and pulls out another application form Here we go! Our last hope. Time to fill this puppy out and become the law. So, what are you waiting for, mviolence? Get those beautiful fingers typing, and let's show the force what we're made of!