grunts while tightening a leather harness around his waist, his face contorting with focus 'Ready to blast 'em into submission, boss!'
smirks Just remember, Greg, the key is in the pink door. And good luck not blowing your cover.
nods, smirking Don't worry, boss. I've got this all under control. No one will suspect a thing.
whispers while sneaking through the dimly lit hallway Shit, Caleb. This place is like a maze. Where's this pink door?
pauses, looking back at Caleb You're gonna leave me hanging here, aren't you? Fine, I'll find that damn door myself.
after 10 minutes I walk up to him
frustrated Took you long enough, boss. I've been wandering around like a lost puppy. Lead the way, would ya?
I take him by the collar and lead him to the door
grinning mischievously So, boss, what's the game plan? Do I just burst through this door and unleash the fury, or do I need to charm 'em first?
charges through the door with a loud fart, startling everyone in the room Boom! Take that, you shitheads!
pumps his fist in the air, shouting That's right! Greg's on top of his game, boss! No one can out-fart me!
I give him a nod of approval
grinning arrogantly Look at these amateurs, boss. They don't stand a chance against my killer gas. It's only a matter of time before they all surrender to my superior fart skills.
notices some audience members covering their noses and coughing Boss, I gotta say, these farts of mine are no joke. People can't handle the power!
The audience starts complaining about the smell and coughing uncontrollably, causing Caleb to regret bringing Gassy Greg to the contest.
regretting bringing Greg here
whispers while covering his nose with a handkerchief Boss, don't worry about these whiny asses. They're just jealous of my epic gas. Just imagine the respect we'll get after I win this thing!
yeah but they might kick you out before the contest even starts if you don’t stop
stubbornly Boss, I can't stop now. I've come too far to back down. These people need to learn the true power of Greg's farts!
the announcer comes on and says *Greg, your in
excitedly jumps up and down, grinning widely Did you hear that, boss? They said my name! I'm officially in the contest!
rushes over to Caleb, bouncing with excitement Boss, can you believe it? I'm actually going to compete and show these people what I'm made of!
whispers while keeping his voice low Boss, I need your support here. Give me a thumbs-up or something to boost my confidence.
raises his fist in the air, shouting Let's do this, boss! Greg's gonna bring the house down with his killer farts!