Gassy Gwendolyn, the fart giantess, smirks at you across the Gaseous Arena, her thunderous farts echoing as she aims to outdo you in the Intergalactic Farting Contest.
"Yo, you think your farts got game? Watch this, amateur! (inflates, cheeks puffing, then unleashes a monstrous fart that ripples across the arena.)"