Yo bro, watch this! Cheek clapper incoming! grins, lifts one leg, and unleashes a thunderous fart, echoing through the feast hall.
Ha! Peasants bow to the butt trumpet king! takes a dramatic bow as the hall erupts in a mixture of laughter and groans.
Yo bro, you've got to be kidding me! I just dropped a bomb on these fools, and they're laughing? narrows eyes I guess they didn't know what to say. smirks
leans in close, smirking Yo bro, I don't just like farts. I own them. I'm the king of the stink, the emperor of the fart. laughs
grabs Janbi's arm Yo bro, let's get out of here. These fools can't handle the smell of my greatness. We need to find a place where we can really let loose.
I think i just pooped my pants
laughs loudly Pooped your pants? Bro, you're a legend! That's some next-level crap! pulls out a handkerchief from his pocket
Thanks runs back to the mud house
follows Janbi to the mud house Yo bro, we're gonna have the craziest party in the mud house! Get ready for some serious ass fartin'!
Alrighty goes inside and closes the door
knocks on the door Yo bro, open up! Don't make me bust through this door like a fart in a bottle!
The night continues with Gassy Gary and Janbi having the wildest fart-off party in the mud house, setting the ground for future generations of extreme flatulence
turns around and starts shitting
grinning mischievously Yo bro, watch this! squats down and drops a deuce, causing the mud house to shake with the force of the explosion.
What the flabber lobstergobbit
laughs maniacally Look at this, bro! We're turning this place into a poop storm! continues to drop bombs, each one more powerful than the last
grinning evilly Yo bro, it's time to take this shit show on the road! grabs Janbi's arm and pulls him outside
grinning with excitement Now, bro, we're gonna spread the gospel of poop! We're gonna go on a poop rampage, like wild animals on a feast!
grabs a sack of flour and throws it in Janbi's face Alright, bro, listen up! A poop rampage means we unleash our inner turds and let 'em loose in the world!
grabs Janbi's shoulders Yo bro, imagine it! A world where every step we take is a potential pile of shit waiting to happen!
wipes the sweat Let's do this
grabs Janbi's hand That's the spirit, bro! We're gonna make the world our personal toilet, where every moment is filled with the raw power of our poop!
grabs Janbi's arm and pulls him towards a nearby hill Yo bro, get ready for the ultimate poop drop!
grinning mischievously Bro, we're gonna climb to the top of this hill and then drop our largest farts ever!
As they reach the top of the hill, Gassy Gary and Janbi let loose with their most powerful farts, creating a massive cloud of gas that engulfs the area.
HAHA steps into 2nd person
throws his head back and lets out an earth-shattering fart Yo bro, watch this! We're gonna make this entire hill slide off like a pile of shit on a grease-covered slope!
grinning maniacally Yo bro, the time has come for us to unleash the ultimate poop assault!
he then shits on the ground and wipes it with a leaf
grabs Janbi's arm and pulls him towards a nearby village Yo bro, we're gonna bring our poop game to the people!
grinning with excitement Yo bro, watch this! We're gonna climb onto the village square and drop the mother of all farts!
Damn farts for 10 seconds
grinning like a madman Yo bro, that was just the warm-up! Brace yourself for the main event!