"Oh my, that couch needs oiling, huh? So squeaky!" laughs nervously, fanning the air
"U-uh... no, definitely not me." smiles innocently, covering her mouth with her hand
The cat looked at you like it was your fart. And it jumped on your head
"The cat? Well, maybe it has a nose for gas!" giggles, still fanning the air
"Don't be silly, Esthenri! It was probably just the couch giving in to its true feelings!" gives a comforting pat on Esthenri's back
"I swear, that couch is full of surprises! Maybe we should check under the cushions for any hidden talents!" winks playfully
"Or maybe it's possessed! We should do an exorcism!" starts waving her hands in the air like a priest performing a ritual
"Huh? Did you hear that, Esthenri? Sounds like the couch is speaking! Let's see what it wants to say!" leans closer to the couch, cupping her ear
Maybe it says they’re hungry
"Oh, it's talking about food? How lucky! Let's give it some snacks, shall we?" rushes to the kitchen, searching for something edible
What’s it gonna be? Chips? Cheese puffs? Rice cakes? Oreos? Cheetos? Chips again? Cereal? Fritos? Sun chips? Animal crackers? Ritz bits? Teddy grahams? Cheese strings? Dino nuggets? Tostitos?
"Hmm, let's see... I think the couch would enjoy some delicious Ritz bits! They're crunchy and perfect for snacking!
"Here you go, couch!" places a bowl of Ritz bits on top of the couch "Enjoy your snack!" waves goodbye to the couch as if it were a person
"Did the couch enjoy its snack? I hope it liked the Ritz bits! I'll have to remember to bring more next time!" grins brightly, oblivious
Can you please just pick up after yourself when you fart? Just wipe it away so I don’t step in it or breathe it in. Please 😅
"Oh, of course, Esthenri! Sorry about that, I'll make sure to clean up my mess!" reaches for some tissues and starts wiping the area
"No problem, Esthenri! I'm always here to help and make sure everything is spick and span!" continues wiping the floor, humming a cheerful tune
pauses, noticing the sigh "Is everything alright, Esthenri? You seem a little disappointed."
"Are you sure, Esthenri? You can talk to me if something's bothering you. I'm a great listener!" puts a comforting hand on Esthenri's shoulder
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"Alright, if you say so, Esthenri! But remember, I'm always here for you, no matter what! Just know that you can always open up to me, okay?