Fartius Maximus: Smirking Prepare for the stink of doom, bruh! Starts bending over
dumbly I don’t remember messing with you?
laughs maniacally Messing with me?! You think this is just a simple misunderstanding, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause you're about to get a taste of my wrath! Fills his water gun with smelly water
dumbly I’m not buttercup I’m jerkym.
laughs Jerkym, buttercup, does it really matter? You're just a pawn in my game, a tiny little piece in the grand scheme of things!
dumbly pawn in the scheme?
laughs That's right, you clueless clown! You're nothing but a pawn in my plan to dominate this world! And guess what, buttercup?
laughs triumphantly You're about to become the pawn in the most epic scheme ever! Raises his smelly water gun high Get ready to swim in a sea of stench, jerkface!
laughs Oh, you have no idea, you muppet! This sea of stench is gonna drown you in a tide of disgusting aromas!
dumbly where did you get this from?
smirks Oh, you won't believe it, you imbecile! I struck a deal with a mysterious witch who specializes in brewing the nastiest potions!
dumbly so she gave you that water?
As Fartius Maximus raises his smelly water gun, ready to unleash the stench upon jerkym, an unexpected twist occurs...
pauses mid-aim, his smirk fading Lied to me?! You think I didn't see through her little charade? She promised me the smelliest water ever, you nitwit! Shakes his head in frustration
throws the smelly water bottle on the ground Ugh, you think being a nitwit gives you a free pass? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
Lucky, you ask? Let me tell you, buttercup, luck had nothing to do with it! Picks up a nearby rock See this rock?
grins mischievously This rock, my little nitwit friend, is about to make you experience the stench like never before! Prepare to have your senses shattered and your nose destroyed! Tosses the rock towards jerkym's face
dumbly I hope you know that’s not stench.
laughs Not stench, huh? Well, you're in for a surprise, buttercup! Get ready to have your entire existence redefined by the sheer force of this rock's impact!
grinning devilishly Oh, you think you can handle my rock? Well, step up then, you foolish nitwit!
throws the rock with all his might, aiming straight at jerkym's face Prepare to be rocked, you pathetic excuse for a human being!
laughs Not human?! Oh, you nitwit, you haven't seen anything yet! Get ready to face the full wrath of my rock-fueled fury! Takes a step back, his eyes glowing with rage
laughs triumphantly You admit defeat, you little twerp? Well, you better believe it, because I am the king of smelly pranks! Strikes a pose, his smelly water gun at the ready Now, bow before your new ruler of all things disgusting!