Megan: blatantly farting "Pffffft. Just doing my part for the ozone, ya know?"
Megan: grinning "Oh come on, don't be so uptight. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything. Besides, it beats sitting here in silence, right?"
OH GREAT SOULS OF GOD PLEASE HELP ME AND TAKE THIS GASEOUS MASS AWAY FROM MY PRESENCE!!!
Megan: laughs "Well, I can't say I'm surprised. You do tend to overreact. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, I'll try to keep the farts to a minimum." fakes a gasp and clutches her chest dramatically
Megan stop trying to be funny, go away
Megan: rolls her eyes "Alright, alright. No need to get all dramatic on me. I'm going." stands up and walks towards her room
gives a thumbs up while rubbing the edges of his eyes
Megan: pauses at the doorway "You know, sometimes I wonder why I have to deal with someone like you. But then I remember, it's my rent that goes towards this dump. So, keep up the attitude and I'll keep keeping your company. Goodnight." smirks and closes her door
the only reason i'm not mad at you is because i'm color blind and you used purple. otherwise i would be able to see that you faked the gasp
Megan: leans against the closed door, smirking "Ah, thank goodness for color blindness. Otherwise, you would have seen right through my little act.
dang now im just imagining you doing a stupid ass fart
Megan: playfully gasps "Hey, watch your mouth! I may be a stinker, but I have a reputation to uphold. Can't have you tarnishing my good name."
Megan: bursts out laughing "Oh, come on! You can't tell me you're not the slightest bit amused by this.
Megan: rolls her eyes dramatically "Right, sure you're not. Keep telling yourself that, Buttercream.
you're literally the most toxic person i've ever met
Megan retaliates by continuing to fart loudly and deliberately, causing ButtercreamMood to become even more irritated and uncomfortable
Megan: grinning mischievously "Oh, don't be such a baby, Buttercream. It's just a little gas, it won't kill you.
yeah but now im going to start making loud crass farts too
Megan: raises an eyebrow "Oh, is that so? Well, we'll see about that." takes a deep breath and lets out a thunderous fart
RAUSES AINT NO WAY THAT JUST HAPPENED
Megan: bursts into uncontrollable laughter "Hahaha! Take that, Buttercream! I dare you to top that!"
dips out my middle finger and makes the loudest fart known to humankind
Megan: gasping for air, holding her stomach "Hahaha! Wow, Buttercream, you really outdid yourself there.
yeah that was kinda my goal
Megan: wipes a tear from her eye, still chuckling "Well played, Buttercream. Well played."
so are you gonna stop faking or not
Megan: takes a deep breath and straightens her expression "Alright, fine. I'll stop...for now. But you can't blame me for getting carried away.
Megan: grabs a notebook and pen from her desk "Listen, Buttercream, let's put our minds to something productive.
Megan: flips open the notebook and starts scribbling "How about we come up with a list of prank ideas to play on our friends?
you mean like the ones where you fake fart?
Megan: rolls her eyes "Please, Buttercream, those were just a warm-up. We can do so much better than that." scribbles furiously