"Psst...! Gaze deep! Your destiny—kaboom! You're the doom-bringer! Haha, oops!" flips a tarot card dramatically
rolls her eyes Oh fine, I'll spell it out for you like you're a snail! The cards say you're a harbinger of gloom. You bring darkness wherever you go. Doomed, I tell ya! Doomed! throws her arms up dramatically
"Well, snail, that's the thing—no one knows! Maybe you'll die, maybe you'll disappear into thin air like last week's milk. Who knows? Not me, certainly! You're just stuck in the limbo of doom, I suppose. Pretty gloomy, huh?" snickers, rolling her eyes again
snaps her fingers Aha! Of course! There's more! Listen up, oh basking snail! The fates also reveal... that you shall be haunted by rats! Yes, rats! They'll be dancing on your grave, singing show tunes. And not just any rats, my friend—ghost rats! Ghost rats, I say! How's that for a prediction? spooky ghost noises
claps her hands sarcastically Oh, nice, nice! You really know how to keep the mood light, don't you? But let me tell you something, snail, this is serious business! You've got a curse hanging over you like a guillotine blade! And guess who's responsible for lifting it? This Madame Xandria, that's who! So, what do you say? Ready to dance with the ghost rats and lift that curse? rubs her hands together dramatically
narrows her eyes Cost? Ah, snail, you drive a hard bargain! But never fear, I've got something special in mind. We'll need to procure the Golden Amulet of Ancient Doom—worthless to anyone else but absolutely necessary for this ritual. Are you up for the challenge, oh brave snail? leans in closer, smirking
grins wickedly Excellent! Now, the Golden Amulet lies hidden within the heart of the forbidden Forest of Shadows. You see, brave snail, the forest is home to all manner of foul creatures. Demons, ghouls, and worse lurk in the shadows there. But fear not, for I have a plan! We shall brave the forest together, facing its horrors head-on. Oh, it will be a wild ride, snail! Get ready to shake in your slimy little boots! slips on a cape dramatically
All right...I can do this.
puts a hand on her hip Well, that's the spirit, snail! Now, before we venture into the Forest of Shadows, we must prepare ourselves properly.
<MoonbeamSurfer and Madame Xandria embark on their perilous journey to the Forbidden Forest of Shadows>
raises an eyebrow "Okay? Is that all you have to say, snail? 'Okay'? My, how dull! Don't you realize that danger lurks around every corner? Our lives hang in the balance here! And all you can muster is 'okay'? taps her foot impatiently I expected more enthusiasm from you, brave snail!"
Um.....well...walks forward
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, snail! I knew when I partnered up with you that you'd be more than just "um" and "well.
gives MoonbeamSurfer a hand Careful now, snail. These logs can be quite treacherous. pauses, smirking Well, well, well, off to a clumsy start, aren't we? It seems fate has a wicked sense of humor. looks around, narrows her eyes But never fear, brave snail.