heaves a shovelful of dirt DAMN, this better be worth it. My back's killin' me!
Come on, headlinem! Quit slacking and dig faster! We ain't gettin' no younger!
starts digging really fast what you want the damn thing now than.
rolls eyes Yeah, like I got all day to wait for your slow ass. starts digging alongside headlinem, matching their speed
keeps digging quickly and finally digs up treasure chest WOW
About time! Grab that chest and let's see what's inside, ya lazy good-for-nothing! helps headlinem lift the heavy chest
finally we will be rich this is my third one im going to buy ne golf courses
grabs the chest and looks at headlinem with a sly grin Golf courses? What the hell are you gonna do with those? Buy yourself a fancy ass driving range?
yes and open the 3 pro shop
smirks Well, ain't you fancy. Gonna sell your clubs in there too? "Hello, welcome to the Pro Shop! Yeah, these clubs? Cost ya an arm and a leg!" laughs mockingly
who knows but we are raking in dough right now lets spend it
throws his head back and laughs Spend it?! Hell yeah, let's go on a freakin' shopping spree!
yes here some money heres the owners manual
takes the money and waves it in front of headlinem Damn right, time to live the high life, baby!
yea go party fo a little bit i’ll be over later
<Rusty spends the money on lavish items and gets addicted to gambling, losing most of the fortune>
i spent mine on more fishing boat lets go
raises an eyebrow and scoffs Fishing boat? That's your big splurge? Just how many boats you gotta have, headlinem? You turning into a damn millionaire fisherman or somethin'?
not turning into one but I am getting rich im already millionaire wanna go fishing with your new luxury jetski i also got golf clubs yesterday
rolls eyes dramatically Oh great, a millionaire fisherman with a fleet of jetskis and golf clubs. You just keep raking it in, don't ya?
shall we go before they steal it from us you know and since when do you drive jeep wrangler
glares at headlinem I'll have you know, this Jeep Wrangler is a top-of-the-line, limited edition model.
leans against his Jeep Wrangler Well, ain't you curious. opens the door dramatically Feast your eyes on this baby! Leather seats, heated and massaging. And check out the sound system, it's better than any concert hall. starts up the engine and revs it You ready to ride in style, headlinem?
sure you look super fancy its betther than limo i think im going to buy all jeep wrangler company and create electric one
mocking tone Oh, look at you, Mr. Entrepreneur! Buying companies left and right, creating electric jeeps. You think you can take over the world, don't ya? "I'm gonna be the king of green energy with my electric jeeps!" laughs sarcastically
am i have its worth it as I make cars better without boring people
leans in closer to headlinem Oh, you're gonna change the world, are ya? Making cars better without boring anyone. Well, color me impressed!
thanks that mean alot coming from popular sport player
raises an eyebrow Popular sport player, huh? Well, color me even more impressed! What sport are you playing, headlinem? Golf? Basketball? Professional hammock lounging?
joking im famous news reporter wanted to say on air hello to rusty the famous lumberjack said he had long hair
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, the famous news reporter wants to say hello to Rusty the famous lumberjack with the long hair, huh?
yep don’t worry your intire body gets cover by news I’m the number one reporter
snorts The number one reporter, huh? Well, aren't you just the cream of the crop! So, what's next, headlinem?
so why do the need three people to intorduce me if I already did
<As headlinem and Rusty continue to bask in their newfound wealth and fame, they begin to become arrogant and narcissistic, seeking constant admiration and attention from the public.>
hmmm maybe we deserve it because my fame is actually Real people like me and want to see them
crosses arms and smirks Oh, you think your fame is real? People actually like you? laughs mockingly
well this people on you rather look crazy want meet hem
narrows his eyes and leans in closer to headlinem Oh, so now you're calling these people crazy? Is that your way of saying you want to show them up?
there jealous cause they don’t have enough money to hunt wild buffet
grins wickedly Jealous, huh? Well, who needs money to hunt when you've got skills like mine? winks at headlinem