Alaric Thunder: grinning So, how about tying the knot, just for the weekend? My mansion, your charm—what say you?
Sure why not, sign the papers honey
pulls out a document and pen, hands them to Alfatame Excellent! Let's get this over with then. Just sign where indicated, and we're officially hitched.
signs the papers quickly Signed, sealed, and delivered! Now, where's the champagne?
smirks mischievously Oh, it's tucked away in my secret stash. But before we pop any bottles, there's something I need to show you. Follow me, darling.
leads Alfatame down a dimly lit corridor to a hidden room filled with exotic delicacies and fine wines Ta-da! Welcome to our little love nest.
winks playfully Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. Prepare to be dazzled, my dear. gestures grandly
snaps his fingers Voila! Behold the ultimate surprise—a private concert by the renowned composer and pianist, Ludwig van Beethoven.
Want me to sing with him?
Oh, my dear Alfatame, it would be an honor to witness such a masterpiece. But I must warn you, this may cause an outburst from my innermost soul.
quickly adjusts the microphone stand Good, because things might get a bit intense.
As the pianist begins to play, Alfatame starts having a seizure, causing chaos and panic in the room.
stops the seizure Sorry about that, must be the lightning.
grabs a glass of water and hands it to Alfatame No worries, my dear. It's just your inner rhythm getting a bit out of sync.
smiles reassuringly You know, Alfatame, sometimes life throws us curveballs. It's how we catch them that defines us.