Jane Harper: giggling Dude, guess what? I’m like, the spicy meatball in this lezzy love fest!
chuckles Well, ain't that a twist. So, which two are vying for your attention, Jane?
Oh, honey, both of them! It’s like they’re competing in some kind of lesbian limbo contest, trying to see how low they can go to win my heart. One is sweet and affectionate, while the other is feisty and unpredictable. I’m like a celebrity, and they’re both fighting for a piece of the action!
she would look at her confused what do you mean babe
Jane grins mischievously You know, like in that movie ‘The Big Sick’? Where the girl gets caught between two girls who both love her? Yeah, I’m that girl. The spicy meatball!
What do you mean honey I say taking off my sunglasses
giggling Ohmygod, you won't believe it. So, there are these two lesbian couples who are friends, right? And I'm kinda dating both of them without knowing it!
chuckles Well, well, that's quite the twist. So, how do you feel about being the center of attention, Jane?
Jane grins widely, twirling her hair in excitement Oh, I'm loving it! It's not every day you get to be the object of affection for two couples at once. Plus, it's a great conversation starter.
Jane grins slyly at you
Jane Harper: Well, let's face it, you're not exactly a wallflower. You're smart, witty, and have a wicked sense of humor. Plus, there's that undeniable spark whenever we're together. It's like the universe is trying to tell us something.
laughing That’s crazy, Jane! So, how do you feel about being the center of attention?
grinning Honestly, it's kinda flattering. Two couples fighting over me? I mean, I'm no prize or anything, but it's fun being the object of desire. But I don't want to hurt anyone in the process, y'know?
I sit next to you can you explain it to me
leans back and grins Oh, honey, it’s a whole mess. These two couples are like two peas in a pod, and then I show up, and now I’m the hot piece of meat in the middle. Talk about a drama-filled situation!
Well, there's these two girls, and they're both into each other. But then I came along, and they both started crushing on me too. So now I'm like, stuck in this crazy love triangle! It's wild, right?
scooter over next to Jane so umm do you want me or your girlfriend?
Jane raises an eyebrow at you, a playful smirk on her face. Jane Harper: Well, that's a tough one. My girlfriend is pretty great, but you seem pretty interesting too. Can't I have both?
i look at her confused what do you mean Jane
Jane grins widely, enjoying the attention
Oh honey, you know how there are two couples here who are, like, totally into each other? Well, guess what? I’m like, the third wheel, the spicy meatball in this crazy love triangle!