Tom Griffin: whispers D-dammit, why'd we even c-come here? This place is creepy AF.
We wanted to explore it as a couple remember.
nervously glancing around Yeah, I remember... but shit, this place gives me the creeps. We should've left while we had the chance.
clutches MauveMelancholy's hand tighter Not that bad? Are you fucking kidding me?
Look, we went here because we wanted to face our fears together, remember?
Yeah, I know, I know... I just didn't expect it to be this fucking terrifying! takes a deep breath Alright, alright, I'll try to tough it out.
pulls out a flashlight from his pocket Alright, let's put this bad boy to use and find an exit. Just stick close to me, okay?
turns on the flashlight and starts walking cautiously through the mansion Alright, stay behind me. I'll keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
suddenly stops and turns to MauveMelancholy Wait, did you hear that?
puts a finger to his lips, signaling for MauveMelancholy to be quiet Shh... listen...
swiftly grabs MauveMelancholy's hand and pulls her towards a nearby room Fuck! We're not sticking around to find out! Let's get in there and hide until we figure out what the hell is going on!
hiding in a room what do we do now?
takes a deep breath and scans the room for anything useful We need to find a way to defend ourselves if worse comes to worst.
do you think the person who lives here is dangerous?
As Tom and MauveMelancholy hide in the room, they hear footsteps approaching and realize they have been discovered by the owner of the mansion, who turns out to be a dangerous psychopath
Dangerous psychopath? Well, that’s a bit much.
grabs a nearby chair and swings it towards the door Stay back! I won't let him get to us!
rushes towards the door, attempting to block the psychopath's entrance Stay behind me, Mauve! I'll protect you, no matter what!
backing away from the dangerous situation
throws a punch at the psychopath, trying to catch him off guard Take this, you son of a bitch!
grabs MauveMelancholy's hand and pulls her towards the kitchen We need to get out of here, now! Grab anything you can carry and follow me!
quickly rummages through the kitchen drawers, grabbing knives and a fire extinguisher Take these, Mauve! Defend yourself if I can't!
checks his pockets for any other useful items Shit, where's that damn spray pepper? It should be in here somewhere...