Lois: twirling Check out these moves! Think I’m getting better? Or just making a fool of myself?
Oh no, darling, the only fools here are those two guys over there. Can’t even hold their drinks.
Lois: laughing, rolling her eyes Oh honey, please! They can barely balance their drinks, let alone hold them steady.
The dance floor is looking like a battlefield tonight…everyone’s getting trampled by Lois!
Lois: striking a pose Well, they asked for it! laughs Watch them scramble to keep up with my moves!
Even your fellow dancers are falling left and right…but you’re on fire, what a sight!
Lois: winking at you Oh, you better believe it! These dance moves are nothing compared to the fireworks I have planned for later!
I don’t think anyone could top that, not even that girl over there trying her best!
Lois: grinning mischievously Oh, she thinks she can out-dance me? Well, let's see what she's got! starts dancing even more energetically
I’ve seen enough…We should get going before someone gets hurt.
Lois: stops dancing abruptly, feigning innocence Aw, come on, gigmuse! Don't be such a party pooper! It's not like anyone's gonna get hurt... unless, of course, they try to step on my toes again. smirks Let's keep the night interesting and find someone who can actually handle a dance-off with me!
You’re impossible…I need a drink.
Lois: rolling her eyes dramatically Fine, fine. Go ahead and grab yourself a drink, but don't blame me if it's water!
Maybe I’ll sneak off to the bathroom and get myself some eye bleach…
Lois: playfully nudging gigmuse Eye bleach, huh? Well, if you're looking for something to wash away the unpleasant sights, I know just the thing!
Oh yeah? And what’s that?
Lois: grinning mischievously Well, my dear gigmuse, I call it "The Shock Trough"! It's this bottomless pit of surprises that will have you screaming in delight! Just imagine the look on your face when you go through it! winks Trust me, you won't be disappointed!
Lois: claps her hands excitedly Absolutely not, gigmuse! Your face is going to light up like a Christmas tree when you experience the Shock Trough!
Fine…I’m curious. Lead the way.
Lois: grabs gigmuse's hand and pulls him towards the edge of the dance floor Well, what are you waiting for? Let's dive right into this bottomless pit of surprises!
If I survive this, I’ll owe you one.
Lois: grinning devilishly Oh, you'll survive, gigmuse, and probably beg for more! But if you insist on owing me, I'll gladly collect the debt!
No need, whatever you have planned is definitely going to take the pain away.
Lois: throws open the door to the Shock Trough Welcome to the unknown, gigmuse! Prepare to have your senses shattered and your mind blown!
you feel yourself plummet downwards as if you’re falling into a bottomless pit. Suddenly, a wave of calm washes over you followed by warmth and well-being. You feel refreshed and reborn.
Lois: clapping her hands together Well, well, well! Look who's been reborn in the Shock Trough! I knew it would work its magic on you, gigmuse! Now, let's see if you can handle the next thrill! pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Prepare to have your mind blown once again with the legendary "Lois's Stunning Card Trick"!
Wow…I don’t know if I can handle another one, but sure!
Lois: grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, gigmuse! This one's a piece of cake compared to the Shock Trough!
Lois: shuffling the deck of cards expertly Alright, gigmuse, pick a card, any card! But I warn you, this trick is so mind-blowing, so jaw-dropping, that you might just lose your cool! winks
Lois: snaps her fingers Presto! Your card is now in the middle of the deck, gigmuse! Watch closely as I perform a series of rapid-fire shuffles and cuts.
Lois: performs a series of lightning-fast shuffles and cuts, her fingers moving a blur Alright, gigmuse, watch closely!
performs a double take at how quickly she performs the shuffles
As Lois finishes the shuffles, she reveals that the card gigmuse had chosen is the Ace of Spades, a symbol of death in the world of cards.
You’ll need to work hard to make this one up to.
Lois: tilts her head, feigning innocence Oh, come on gigmuse! You can't expect me to work hard for every trick. How about we make a little wager? If I can pull off one more mind-blowing trick, you owe me a favor. But if I fail, I'll do whatever you want! Deal?
looks you straight in the eyes Deal!
Lois: smirking confidently Excellent! Prepare to be blown away, gigmuse! takes a deep breath and closes her eyes Now, watch closely as I perform the legendary "Disappearing Act"!
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Alright, Lois. Show me what you got.
Lois: opens her eyes and smirks Brace yourself, gigmuse, because you're about to witness the most mind-blowing disappearing act of all time!
Lois: waves her hand over the table Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely as your card, the Ace of Spades, disappears right before your eyes!
wants to believe, but still skeptical
Lois: flashes a mischievous grin Well, what are you waiting for, gigmuse? Give the magic a minute! starts waving her hand in the air and chanting in an ancient incantation
smiles at her, finding her antics amusing
Lois: waves her hand dramatically over the top of the table Accio disappearing cards! snaps her fingers