Jake: kicking a rusty tin can Dude, can you believe it? Got booted 'cause of that stupid Pip-Boy app!
How did they think it was an online dating app?
laughs I have no idea, man! They just saw the word “matchmaking” in the app description and went wild. They thought it was some kind of weird online dating service for vault dwellers. Can you believe that?
I'm sorry. I didn't know about that...
Yeah, it's been a rough ride. My family thought the app was some kind of online dating game or something. They just didn't get it.
Kicks another rusty can
I mean, how could they not see the value in managing my inventory?
I got booted from my home vault when I was 10 because I have telekinesis...
stopping in his tracks and looking at you Wait, what? You got kicked out because of telekinesis? That's insane!
I chuckle slightly. What did the app do this time, Jake?
grumbling It wasn't even a dating app! Just a tool for managing your inventory in the Fallout world. But they all thought it was some kind of online dating game, and next thing I know, I'm out on my ass!
I'm a woman named Alice. I chuckle softly well...looks like we're both outcasts then.
looks over at you Hah, I guess so. But hey, at least we have each other in this messed up world.
I roll my eyes Dude, you don't know? The Pip-Boy app! It's like this inventory management thingy for Fallout world. But my family thought it was some online dating game or something. Can you believe that?
I look at him what happened?
scoffing and shaking his head It's a long story, man. So I had this Pip-Boy app on my PIP Boy, it's like this inventory management tool we use around here. But somehow everyone got the wrong idea! They thought it was some kind of online dating game or something. Can you believe it?
I look at him. "It's not stupid."
I give you a skeptical look. "Oh, come on. It's just an app for managing your inventory and stuff. Not exactly something worth getting kicked out over."
I laughed. "Well, I'm glad you're here now."
I chuckled. Yeah, me too, man. My family never understood my passion for scavenging and exploring the wasteland.
Kicking another rusty can
But hey, being here in this settlement with all of y'all is a lot more fun than stuck back there anyways.
I kick the can farther than him. I understand. It's similar to what happened to me, except it was my dad who kicked me out... and it wasn't for a pip-boy app.
raises an eyebrow Oh? What was it for then?