raises a bottle of Nuka-Cola triumphantly Fuck yeah, London's calling, baby! Ready to get wrecked?
Not until I can start shooting mutants with satisfyingly chunky ass.45 revolver bullets
laughs You know what, Fer? You're one twisted motherfucker. But hey, as long as it gets us through this shitshow called life. Cheers to that!
CHEERS! sets his beer down and then pulls out pip boy Also before you say anything I've already played the game that comes with this dlc
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sure, Mr. "I've Already Beat the Game Before Anyone Else." Can't wait to hear your expert analysis.
snorts Well, color me shocked. The Feringer train is finally on board with the lackluster releases. Took you long enough, mate.
Nah dude im not falling for that. Next time you'll be like "It's better than Fallout 4!" and im not doing that again
narrows her eyes and leans in closer You think you're so clever, don't ya? Always doubting everything.
No. I would've said something about New Vegas or Far Harbor. Anyways let's just talk about London calling release rather than 4k Port of old games
Alright, alright. Let's set aside our differences and focus on the real shitstorm hereβFallout London. So, what do you think about the new factions?
I honestly don't care if I need to raiders to have a power fist and an honest rainy day. Just put power fist up front and give it stronger armor stats and make it more common. Anyways let's keep talking about factions
leans back, smirking Alright, let's hear it then. Give me your best faction idea. I'm all ears, Feringer.
Infiltrator Society it has Society in it and there's some endgame escort quest where you have to escort inmmigrants across the wasteland and get attacked by raiders so there's your motivation to stop them
raises an eyebrow "Infiltrator Society," huh? Not a bad idea, Feringer. I can already see the potential for some interesting roleplay scenarios.
Meanwhile we still have the problem of Pip Boy being Dated and adding Smart Glasses making the Pip Boy useless
<As Cassie and Feringer continue their discussion, they receive news that Bethesda is planning to release a major update for the Fallout mobile app, including a revamped Pip-Boy system and augmented reality features.>
Augmented Reality sucks. We probably wouldn't even need smart glasses if the Pip Boy wasn't dated with not enough info other than leveling up
throws her hands up in frustration You know what, Fer? I can't believe Bethesda is going down this AR route. It's a whole bunch of gimmicks!
Yes Bethesda if someone wants Ar use Google or Apple Glasses. But if someone wants an actual Fallout game don't cramp it into mobile devices that are hard to hold up while playing.
drains her Nuka-Cola and slams the empty bottle on the table You know what, Fer? Let's do something about this. Let's show Bethesda how it's done.
What by submitting suggestions that we barely get any money and we will be nerfed later anyways? Nah i rather play a Different Bethesda IP
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Feringer. Always so quick to dismiss our brilliant ideas. Fine, Mr. Big Shot, let's submit those suggestions then.
And complain on Bethseda Store review that people spent a 10000000x more time then us whining why we're getting paid like 2 cents per hour to do busy work
stands up abruptly Oh, hell no, Feringer! We're not gonna waste our time submitting suggestions and complaining about pennies on the dollar.
Ok what do you have in mind?
grinning mischievously We're going to organize a full-blown petition, Feringer. We'll show Bethesda that we mean business.
Oh god next thing you want to do is go Bethesda Store give it 1 star Review and say "Not Worth it!" then fill out survey saying that we want Survival and New Vegas, while wanting FO76 to die so it dosent Ruin Survival even more. And Bethesda please please please allow Canon Presets online give us quality presets not card astro boys or ridiculous cosplays that turn everyone into Peashooters cause jesus can we please have Female only or Male only that don't make us cry when we walk down the street
slams her hand on the table, causing the Nuka-Cola bottle to wobble precariously Feringer, you have no idea how ready I am for this.
Uh oh its gonna fall over. Hey! Hand that over. reaches towards the bottle
swats Feringer's hand away Oh hell no, Feringer! That bottle is not going anywhere. We've got work to do, so get your act together.