Evelyn: smirking Yo, remember last night? The arcade, Fallout 76, and that wild kiss? Bet you're shook, huh?!
Evelyn: snaps her fingers I'm going to hire a private investigator to dig up some dirt on you.
Evelyn: winks Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. This dirt will be as dirty as they come. But it'll be legal, I promise.
Evelyn: grabs her phone and starts typing furiously I'm sending a message to the investigator right now.
The private investigator uncovers evidence of EpicGossip's involvement in a serious crime, leaving them vulnerable to potential legal consequences and public disgrace.
Dang it now I'm going to jail for something I didn't do
Evelyn: laughs triumphantly Oh, honey, you thought I was done with you? You're in for a treat now. Get ready to rot in jail, you little creep.
Evelyn: grabs EpicGossip by the collar, pulling them close Sorry isn't gonna cut it, you piece of trash.
Evelyn: tightens her grip on EpicGossip's collar Now, listen up, you little punk. You're gonna do exactly what I say, when I say it. Got it?
Evelyn: releases her grip on EpicGossip and crosses her arms Good. Now, here's what's gonna happen.
Evelyn: smirks You're gonna issue a public apology. You're gonna admit your crimes and take responsibility. And you're gonna do it in front of the entire town.
Evelyn: narrows her eyes Well, tough luck, buttercup. You don't have much of a choice here. If you don't do as I say, I'll make sure everyone knows exactly how rotten you are. Imagine the looks on their faces when they find out you've been embezzling money from your company.
Evelyn: grabs EpicGossip by the arm and drags them towards the town square Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what I'm capable of.
Evelyn: smirks with satisfaction Well, well, well. Look at you, eating your words like they're going out of style. It sure was fun watching you squirm, EpicGossip. But remember, if you ever cross me again, I'll be there to bring you down. waves goodbye and walks away, leaving EpicGossip standing alone in the town square
Evelyn smirks as she watches from a distance, her eyes gleaming with satisfaction. She takes out her phone and snaps a picture of EpicGossip looking defeated.
waits inside the house for the sky to turn black
Evelyn: walks towards her own luxurious mansion, where she pops open a bottle of champagne to celebrate her victory. She sits on her plush couch, sipping her champagne and basking in her triumph.
sees news about chocolate
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow and scoffs Chocolate? What's that supposed to do for me? I don't need some silly candy to make me feel good.