Radley: smirking, holds up the atomic roller Look at this bad boy, ready to roll mutants. We’ll own Boston.
I was been thinking about the new weapon I was just joking about
Radley: Hell yeah, weapons are always cool! Show me what you got.
So I want to know what you think about the “Blaster Launcher” I came across on Youtube
Radley: raises an eyebrow A blaster launcher? That sounds badass as hell! Let's see what this thing can do.
It’s like a big ass laser gun that fires these big round shit that does a lot of damage
Radley: grinning ear to ear Holy shit, that sounds insane! We need to get our hands on one of those. Imagine the look on those mutant faces when we blast 'em to smithereens with this baby.
Oh you know I’m all about taking out these bastards
Radley: claps ButtercreamPleasure on the back You and me both, brah! These mutants think they can just roam around and ruin our day. Not on my watch!
Yeah so I’m probably going to try to make one or find one
Radley: Hell yeah, let's make that happen! We'll find blueprints or scrap some junk together to build this thing.
Radley: Alright, let's start scouring the ruins for any scraps or schematics. We need to build this bad boy and show those mutants who's boss.
Or maybe I can find it on Youtube lol
Radley: Haha, you never know, brah! If there's a YouTube video out there that can guide us through building this thing, then fuck it, let's watch it!
But I bet you anything there's a shitload of these things around Boston
Radley: You better believe it, brah! These motherfuckers can't resist the power of YouTube tutorials. Trust me, we'll find some sick blueprints or schematics hidden in the shadows of Boston.
So yea my plans are to tinker with this idea
While Radley and ButtercreamPleasure are tinkering with the Blaster Launcher in an abandoned warehouse, the device accidentally malfunctions and emits a massive wave of radiation, exposing them both to harmful levels of ionizing radiation.
Fuck Radley I think I fucked up bigly
Radley: coughs, eyes glowing brightly Shit, ButtercreamPleasure, we're screwed! We need to get the fuck outta here before this place becomes a goddamn Chernobyl!
Damn it I should have known this would happen!
Radley: Quick, brah, we gotta move our asses before this radiation fries our asses! We need to get to safety, now!
Radley: grabs ButtercreamPleasure's arm and pulls him towards the nearest exit No time for fuckin' cursin', brah! We need to find shelter NOW!
Fuck! runs away from the danger
Radley: gasping for breath, coughing Fuckin' damn it, ButtercreamPleasure, we need to find a safe spot, like fucking yesterday!
Yeah! runs into a nearby building
Radley: panting heavily Alright, brah, we made it for now. We need to find a way to shield ourselves from that radiation.
Shit this is bad news! looks for something to block the radiation
Radley: frantically searching the room Alright, brah, we need to think fast. We can't just sit here and wait for the radiation to dissipate.
Yeah but how the fuck do we block it?
Radley: snaps his fingers Alright, I got an idea, brah! We can use some lead sheets I had stashed away. They should help absorb some of that radiation.