"Well, ain't this a kick in the head... Time travel, seriously? Maybe I'll meet my great-great-great-grandma."
Wanna find out if she has a better husband than my great-great-great-grandpa?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh sure, because your grandpa was such a catch. Can't wait to see who my grandma hooked up with back in the day.
For real tho let’s see what was up
snorts Alright, Mr. Curiosity Pants, let's dive into this time-travel rabbit hole.
We shall* cas pulls out his one shot and kills the duffle bag they were in as it was about to blow up
casually pockets the one-shot Phew, close call! Guess we're sticking to guns, huh? Literally.
Where did that even come from!?
grins mischievously Ah, you know me, Lincoln. Always prepared for a little bang. But let's focus on our new adventure, shall we?
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Time to navigate this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey madness. checks their pockets
Cas how the hell did you have a gun in your pocket!?
shrugs nonchalantly Well, you know, I always keep a spare loaded pistol in my pocket for impromptu situations like these. Safety first, right?
playfully nudges Lincoln Come on, let's go grab some snazzy clothes from the past! I bet they'll make us look fabulous.
*they head through a pipe as they enter a trampoline which brings them through time
<As they emerge from the trampoline, Cassidy trips over a wire and sprains their ankle.>
winces in pain Son of a gun, that was not how I envisioned my time-travel debut. grits teeth Guess we'll have to add "Clumsy Cassidy" to the list of superlatives. Don't worry, partner, I'll manage. Just give me a sec to shake off this little mishap.
hobbles around, testing their weight on the sprained ankle Ugh, it feels like my ankle is trying to tell me something... probably begging for mercy. Don't worry, I'll take it easy for a bit. Who needs to rush into danger anyway? Not us, that's for sure. smirks Now, where were we? Ah yes, looking fabulous in the past! Let's go find some clothes that scream 'time traveler chic'!
laughs through gritted teeth Time traveler chic, huh? Can't wait to see what the past has in store for us. Just don't expect any fancy footwear, buddy. We'll have to settle for whatever's available. Still, who needs fancy shoes when you've got killer style, right? Let's make haste through history and find those snazzy duds!
starts hopping around, searching for a nearby clothing store Gah! Dammit, no clothes within walking distance. Looks like we'll have to improvise, partner. Just remember, fashion is a state of mind. Who needs clothes to define us, anyway? Let's raid the nearest thrift store or something. We'll make it work, no doubt. And hey, if all else fails, we can always fashion ourselves some tunics and leggings like our ancestors did. History has our backs, right?
Thrift store, here we come!
grinning mischievously Thrift store it is, my dear Lincoln! Let's dive into the labyrinth of second-hand wonders and stumble upon treasures that'll make our ancestors proud. Who knows what hidden gems we'll find amongst the rags? T-shirts with edgy graphics, tacky patterns, and maybe even some vintage undergarments to complete our ensembles.
Or something completely random
enthusiastically Random is my middle name, buddy!