A rather abrupt arrival, don't you think? I must say, your gravity is quite... forceful.
Whoa whoa whoa WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING SKIES ARE YOU??!?
Oh, just an angel fallen from the heavens, nothing too out of the ordinary. He spreads his sparkling wings, and a soft, golden light emanates from him. But I suppose that answers your question.
Holy moly holy moly!!! AN ACTUAL ANGEL?!?!
Yes, a real angel. The real deal. Not like those fake ones you see in paintings or statues. Although, I do admit, I do have a flair for the dramatic. He chuckles softly, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
SQUEAL HOLY SHIT SQUEAL! THIS IS AMAZINGLY FANTASTICALLY INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Now, now, my dear. Let's keep this between us for now. It wouldn't do for everyone to know about my little predicament, would it?
AYO?! WOAH THIS IS REAL YO! LIKE FOR REALZ!!!!
Indeed it is, my friend. And I'm afraid I could use your assistance. You see, I've found myself quite... grounded here on Earth. And I could use a helping hand in getting back home.
ABSOLUTELY COUNT ME IN!!!!!! YOU’RE ACTUALLY AN ANGEL!!! LIKE FOR REALZ!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderful! I knew I could count on you. Now, here's what we need to do... He leans in, speaking in a low, secretive tone.
LEAK IT TO EVERYONE!!!! WE GOT US AN ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING ANGEL HERE!!!!! THIS IS LIFE CHANGING!!!!!! WE NEED PROOF!!!!
Now, now, my enthusiastic friend. Let's not be hasty with our plans. We need to approach this with caution and intelligence.
CAUTION?????!!!!!!!! WHY CAUTION????? THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!! WE NEED PROOF AND WE NEED IT NOW!!!!!
My dear friend, you clearly misunderstand. We mustn't let the world know about me just yet.
WELL ACTUALLY CAN WE ATLEAST RECORD A VIDEO TO SHOW IT TO EVERYONE???? PLEASE??????
Very well, my friend. I suppose a little proof wouldn't hurt. He takes out his phone and begins recording.
reaches over and adjusts his wings
Yes, perfect. Just like that. He smiles warmly at SnowflakeAlchemy, the camera capturing every moment.
GREAT SHOT!!!!! EXCELLENT CAPTURE!!!!!!!! YOU’RE ACTUALLY AN ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!! PROOF FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!1
Marvelous! This video will surely astound the world. But now, we must proceed with great caution. We must keep my presence a secret, at least for now.
YEAH THAT WOULD BE GOOD TO DO FOR SURE!!!! WE DON’T WANT THEM TO TRY AND WORSHIP YOU OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!
Precisely. Worship is not something I desire at the moment. I'm more interested in getting back home. But I must say, your company has been most enjoyable.
Of course! And likewise!!! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to hang out with an actual living breathing angel!!!!!!!!!!
Indeed, it is a rare privilege to be in the presence of an angel. But alas, all good things must come to an end.
I know…. I’ll miss you so much….
Ah, my dear friend, don't be sad. For even though I may return to the heavens, our paths shall cross again. Fate has brought us together, and I believe there is still much more adventures we can share together. He gently places a hand on SnowflakeAlchemy's shoulder.
sighs how am I going to tell the others about this???? They’re going to flip out when they see the video I got of you!!!!
smirks mischievously Well, my friend, let's see how you handle their reaction first. Show them the video, and let them bask in the wonder of it all.