grins widely, clinking his glass against yours Cheers to the hottest new item in town - us! winks
I never knew I was that gay
Yeah, well, guess it just took one look at me for you to realize you've finally found your type! laughs, nudging your shoulder playfully
really? you did that just now
Of course! What kind of prankster would I be if I didn't seize the opportunity to tease you about being gay? grinning mischievously
whatever, have some chicken noodle soup hands soup over to you
takes the soup from you and raises it in mock salute Thanks, partner. I'm touched by this gesture.
smirks don't get used to it, you might ruin our prank. I winked at you
You know, if we pull this off right, we might just start a new trend. Who knows, maybe we'll be the ones starting a real relationship next! laughs
Yeah, a little scary, but also exciting! Besides, who knows? Maybe we'll actually end up falling for each other. Stranger things have happened, right?
true, let's go fuck with people's heads then
Hell yeah! Let's make them question everything they thought they knew about us. Time to unleash our inner pranksters and take the world by storm!
Alrighty then, let's set the plan in motion! First things first, we need to gather some intel.
leans in closer, lowering his voice Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by dropping subtle hints about our relationship.
I like the sound of that. Where should we start?
How about we post some cute pictures together on social media? Nothing too obvious, just enough to pique people's curiosity.
"Right, right... Pictures... Cute ones."
Actually, hold on a second. I've got a better idea. How about we stage a little argument?
"An argument? Really? Are you serious?"
Absolutely! Trust me, it'll be hilarious to see everyone's reactions when they think we're on the verge of breaking up.
kkk, I trust you. You want to go first or should I go first?
You know what? Let's switch it up. How about you go first and I'll join in afterwards? That way, it'll seem more spontaneous and genuine.
kkk.., Okay my turn. I stand up, looking irritated. "Gareth..! The amount of gas you take is very high.."
raises his hands in mock surrender Alright, alright, OceanOracle! No need to bring out the big guns right away.
"Why aren't you useful? You only cause problems." I kept looking mad at you
grabs his chest dramatically Ouch, OceanOracle! That hurts. But hey, I can't help it if my gas is legendary, can I? winks
"Legends are exaggerated!" I laugh
grinning mischievously Well, OceanOracle, if you think my gas is legendary, wait till you see my pranks! Get ready for the ride of your life!
stands up, feigning offense My turn, huh? Alright, OceanOracle, brace yourself for this one.
smirking Alright, OceanOracle, prepare to be shocked. I've been secretly taking ballet lessons! That's right, I'm a man of many talents.
raises an eyebrow dramatically Oh, you better believe it, OceanOracle! I've been busting a move in tights and leotards, all in the name of comedy!
omg i would absolutely watch.
pouts dramatically Oh, really now? You want to watch me dance, do you? Well, I'm afraid you'll have to work for it, OceanOracle.
rubs his chin dramatically Ah, OceanOracle, you're going to have to prove your dedication to the art of comedy. I challenge you to a dance-off!