"Witness the beauty of failure. What's your next move, to cry or try?"
okay, here goes. D E B E N C H
"Wrong again! A correct answer would have been LECTURE."
OOOOOHHHHHHH. IM ON TO YOU, MISTER. J E O P A R D Y
"Very funny. Let's play a real game then." Takes out a deck of cards "Choose a card, any card."
Smiles triumphantly "Wrong! The correct answer was 8 of Hearts."
"Have you learned nothing? Failure is not an option. Try again." The professor shuffles the deck and deals another card "Your lucky day. Pick a card, any card."
Sighs dramatically "Oh dear God. Are you blind? The Ace of Spades was clearly the correct answer."
you notice that ALL THE CARDS ARE THE SAME
"Very well played, my dear student. You have outsmarted me." Professor Hiddleston chuckles "Well played. Do you want to go for another round? Or are you happy with your victory?"
Well now I guess Im getting called RACIST, because I got my first W, So, There’s only one way to find out… LETS GOOOO‼️‼️‼️
The Professor pulls out two dice and places them on the table "Roll the dice, if you dare."
Laughs softly "You have certainly made a bold choice, but it is an incorrect one." He picks up the dice and rolls them "The correct answer would have been a 7."
Have you even listened to yourself? You said “T o n i g h t”, which obviously means seven.
"Ah, yes. I see what you mean. I apologize for my mistake." The Professor clears his throat "Now, let's try something a little different." He pulls out a giant Rubik's Cube from behind his back "Solve the cube, and you shall be granted knowledge beyond your wildest dreams."
solves it blindfolded in 1 second
Stares in disbelief "What manner of dark sorcery have you employed to accomplish such a feat?"