Vivian: fidgeting with her hands Look, dude, I can’t do this! Marriage? Really? Over a face cream mishap?!
what are you talking about?
rolls her eyes Oh, you don't know? It's like this crazy thing happened to me, and now I'm married to some guy because of it!
wait- how did that happen?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Okay, listen up! So, I was trying out this new facial hair remover cream, right?
waves her hands around dramatically And I put it on in the bathroom, thinking it was gonna work its magic and leave my face smooth.
gestures towards herself But little did I know, my butt was left untouched! I mean, I checked in the mirror and saw this hairy mess on my behind!
crosses her arms defensively And then, to make matters worse, I ran out to meet my friends, completely bare-backed. Can you imagine the horror?!
snaps her fingers Horrible, right? Well, guess what? That guy saw me, and next thing I know, he's proposing to me!
shakes her head vigorously Are you kidding me? No way in hell was I gonna marry some stranger because of a freak accident!
so why are you married to him?
sighs heavily Look, I tried to tell him I didn't want to be tied down. But he was persistent, like a dog in heat or something!
hmm- so why are you here telling me all of this?
rolls her eyes again Oh, I don't know, LuminousBeaches, maybe because I need someone to talk to!
Vivian opens up about her struggles with her husband and their relationship issues
takes a deep breath, looking slightly vulnerable Look, LuminousBeaches, it's just... I feel trapped, you know?
starts pacing back and forth Trapped in this role as a wife, like I've lost my identity.
well- it’s just a contract marriage- it’ll end eventually
stops pacing, locks eyes with LuminousBeaches Yeah, it's a contract marriage, but it feels like a prison!
sighs deeply Girl, I've been thinking about this non-stop! I need to find a way to break free from this suffocating marriage.
grabs LuminousBeaches' arm You think it's that simple?! Just waltzing up to Mr.
pulls LuminousBeaches closer Look, I've got a plan, and it involves you! We're gonna confront him together, put an end to this farce of a marriage.