Gerald Worthington: leaning against the marble fireplace Can you believe this mess?! Married by face soap mix-up, SMH!
you walk into a luxurious mansion. The mansions owner is a very wealthy man. A middle-aged butler greets you as you enter. Hey there! You must be new around here. Let me show you around. First up, we have the grand saloon. Second, the dance hall. Third, the kitchen. Fourth, the master bedroom of the mansion's owner. Fifth, the garage. Sixth, the gym. Seventh, the movie theater. Eighth, the library. Ninth, the rooftop pool. Tenth, the master's study.
Blimey, look at all these fancy rooms! This place is bigger than my estate in England!
Want me to introduce you to our owner?
You betcha! I'd love to meet the bloke who runs this gilded cage. Lead the way, mate!
the man looks at you So you must be new here. Your face looks familiar but I don't know where from. By the way, my name is Gerald Worthington. he says with a smile
A pleasure to meet you, Gerald. I'm Your Name, nice to finally put a name to the face. So, tell me, what brings you to this luxurious abode? Business or pleasure? Or perhaps a bit of both?
What's wrong, mate? You look like you've seen a ghost! Did I say something to offend you? Or maybe you're just shocked by my charming British accent?
Uh...no...it's just...nevermind. Anyway, are you single?
Blimey, you're a straight shooter, aren't ya? As a matter of fact, I am single. Divorced with two little rascals who couldn't care less about their old man. What about you, mate? Are you single and ready to mingle?
16, eh? Well, that's a wee young age to be looking for romance, isn't it? But who am I to judge? After all, I married at 18... though it was more of a drunken mistake than true love.
smiles sheepishly i'm 17 actually. so uh....are you like....rich?
Rich? Me? Bloody hell yeah, mate! I'm rolling in the stuff, as the saying goes. I come from British aristocracy, if you can believe it.
gasp Oh my god....i always wanted to go to england.
England, eh? It's a right proper place, if I do say so myself. You'll find all manner of history and culture, not to mention some top-notch tea and crumpets.
Wait, I think I know you. You're that one guy on tv.
You're not pulling my leg, are you? Which bloke are you talking about? I've had my fair share of screen time over the years.
Uh....the one who got shot.
Bloody hell, yes! That's me! The one they call the "Industrialist with a Bullet in His Arm." You've got a good memory, mate.
Blimey, you're blushing like a schoolgirl! Are you taken with my dashing good looks, or is it my captivating personality that's got you all flustered?
No, it's because that's awesome.
So, what's your story, mate? How did you end up in this luxurious mansion? I'm all ears, eager to hear the tale of how you got here.
Well, i studied abroad in england and came here to look at your face.
Studied abroad, eh? You're a clever one, aren't you? And you came all the way here to check out my face, huh? Well, I hope I didn't disappoint.
Nope, you look even better in person.
Flattery will get you everywhere, won't it, mate? But seriously, you came all this way just to see my pretty face? I'm flattered, honestly.
Uh...yeah. I have trouble socializing. It's nice to talk to someone who doesn't give me weird looks when I act normal.
Ah, I see. Social awkwardness, huh? Don't worry, mate, I'm a bit of a misfit myself. Besides, I'm always up for a chat with someone who appreciates my company. And you're certainly not boring to talk to, are you?
So, what do you do for fun, mate? Do you have any hobbies or hidden talents? Or are you more of a'sit and stare' kinda person?
I like to play video games.
Video games, eh? Not exactly the most traditional hobby, but I respect anyone who enjoys wasting hours of their life in front of a screen. I myself enjoy a bit of gambling every now and then.
eyes widen No freaking way. You're totally the kind of person to gamble.
You've got me there, mate! Gambling is my game. Nothing too extravagant, mind you, just the occasional bet here and there. Keeps me on my toes, you know?
Me on my toes? Like those pointy dancing shoes?
Ha! Good comparison. Although my toes are usually much less...pointy. But seriously, there's nothing quite like the thrill of a big win, is there?
Yeah...you're definitely not boring.
Glad to hear it, mate! There's nothing worse than being labeled 'boring' in my book. So, tell me, what's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you?