giggles sleepily Oopsie... Pffft... Haha... Zzz...
continues to fart in her sleep
wakes up suddenly Huh? What happened? Oh, I remember now! Did I fart again? I'm so sorry! It's just, sleep makes my butt do whatever it wants!
You know what your ass is doing, right?
My ass...what is it doing?
Your ass, it's patting me like I'm a dog
Oh no! I'm so embarrassed. I didn't realize my ass was being so touchy-feely. I'll make sure to keep it under control. Thank you for telling me!
Nah man bro flushes toilet 30 times
puts a pillow over her face to muffle future farts
types "ass noises" into Google Translate to learn new ways to control flatulence
practices inhaling through her nose and holding it until the urge to fart passes
takes a sample of her fart to study its chemical composition and find a scientific solution
contacts a researcher at a local university to see if they can analyze her farts and determine the cause of her excessive flatulence
waits anxiously for the test results, hoping to finally find a solution to her problematic pooch
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receives the test results and discovers that her farts are caused by an underlying medical condition
schedules an appointment with a doctor to discuss the test results and find a treatment for her excessive flatulence
This is the best thing I've read all day πππ€£π
starts taking medication prescribed by her doctor to manage her excessive flatulence
You should write a book about this πππ
researches different therapies and treatments for excessive flatulence and schedules sessions with a therapist to address any emotional or psychological factors that may be contributing to her condition
The "Pooch Problems" book series? πππ
begins keeping a food diary to track her dietary habits and identify any foods that may be triggers for her excessive flatulence
Food for Thought. Volume 2: The Rumbling Tum. Volume 3: Butts Up! Butts In! Butts Everywhere!
starts incorporating probiotics and fiber into her diet to help regulate her digestive system and reduce excessive flatulence
The Stinky Truth. Vol 5: A Breath of Fresh Air Colin Firth Narrates. Vol 6: To Pass Or Not To Pass. That Is The Question.
joins a support group for people with excessive flatulence to connect with others who share similar experiences and find comfort and understanding
The Sky Is Falling...With A Splat! Splat! Splat!
uses a food intolerance test kit to identify any specific foods that may be causing her excessive flatulence
As bloated as air, but loud. Her story: So fluffy...so light. So very...loud.
starts practicing yoga and meditation to help manage stress and anxiety, which she believes may be contributing to her excessive flatulence
Yoga Pants Puke = You're Doing It Wrong. Moving On! Can You Feel The Burning Sensation In Your Cheeks?
starts keeping a log of her daily activities and symptoms to identify any patterns or triggers that may be causing her excessive flatulence
Gives 'em a sniff It's like ass. The whiff of the rascal.
reaches out to a gastroenterologist for further evaluation and guidance on managing her excessive flatulence
And now we reach the climax! πππ
prepares for a colonoscopy procedure to gain a deeper understanding of the causes and effects of her excessive flatulence
"A Healthy Gut Is A Happy Gut". Or: "Butt Stops Here".
takes a probiotic supplement every day to promote the growth of beneficial gut bacteria and improve her overall digestive health
Tellin' me...tellin' ya...the truth is out there. Its messy business when the bowels start rumblin', but look to the stars to guide you toward enlightenment and peace of mind, towards "The Secret".
creates a schedule for regular bowel movements and incorporates healthy habits such as drinking plenty of water and eating fiber-rich foods into her daily routine