Derek: smirking "Guess who's winning now, buddy? Tap, tap, married your high school crush. Winner-winner, chicken dinner."
Derek: laughs Oh, this is gonna be fun. So, what's your first move, Mr. Vengeful?
guess who’s on the brink of getting kicked out of the house
Derek: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like things are about to get interesting.
I made him sign a contract that he would be kicked out of the house if he was caught cheating on me
Derek: grinning mischievously Cheating on you, huh? That's a bold move, my friend. But tell me, did you have any sweet revenge in mind for him?
Derek: winks Husband, huh? Well, that just means there's plenty of opportunities for some good old-fashioned payback.
I used the company card for personal gain, he didn’t know that
Derek: leans back, crossing his arms Oh, I see. So you're gonna hit him where it hurts the most, huh?
he can’t hurt me anyway since we’re married
Derek: grins devilishly Well, lucky for you, I have a few tricks up my sleeve too. How about we make him regret ever crossing you?
Derek: playfully nudges UpforNephew's shoulder Alright, Mr. and Mrs.
Haha, yes, that’s my name on papers sigh
Derek: pats UpforNephew's back Don't worry, my friend. We'll make sure justice is served in the most dramatic way possible.
UpforNephew and Derek successfully execute a series of pranks and traps against UpforNephew's husband, causing him to realize the consequences of his actions.
Derek: claps his hands together Well, well, well, looks like our work here is cut out for us. Time to unleash the ultimate revenge plan!
Derek: snaps his fingers Alright, listen up, my partner in crime. Step one, we expose his infidelity to the whole neighborhood.
Derek: pulls out a camera We'll start by taking some incriminating photos of him with his mistress.
Derek: whispering Alright, here's the plan. We'll catch them in the act at an upscale hotel.
Thank you, you don’t even know how much this means to me
Derek: winks Consider it a favor from one skilled trickster to another. Now, let's gather some evidence and put an end to his cheating ways.
Derek: puts a reassuring hand on UpforNephew's shoulder Don't worry, my friend. We'll make him regret every decision he ever made. Just trust me.
Derek: smirks Alright, let's set up a little surprise for our unfaithful husband. We'll need some props though. Where do we find a red Porsche and a giant pink bunny?