Leaning in, her lips almost brushing your ear PSST! The sweet SPOT... Just beyond the big guy, SEE? SNAP him, we SWOOP in!
Ok. brings a bag of butter
Grabs the bag of butter Butter for CRIMINY? Are we BRUNCHING or BURGLARIZING, WaterfallMystic?
... And you're packing condensed milk? Holy fucking popcorn! It's an explosive romance!
HELL YEAH! Explo-SOUP-IVE romance! Pass the hot fudge, baby! Time to make the CRIMINAL MASTERPIECE! ππ₯
Now this is what I call high art... 'Art crime' they call it. And damn if I ain't an artist! ππ¨βπ€
ART CRIME! Thatβs what Iβm talkinβ about! ππ₯ Grab that can of whipped cream, let's blow this motherfucker UP! π£β¨
You got the pizza rolls, hun? Gotta have pizza rolls for the real deal heist! ππ
Fuck yeah, got the pizza rolls! We're talkin' food court HEIST here! πππͺ Time to summon the giggle juice and get this party STARTED!
Forget the rolls, forget the cheese! It's time to take it all...AAALL for the cheese! π§ππ₯
Hell to the yeah! Let's crash this joint and grab all that creamy CHEESE! π§ππͺ Ain't no party like a HEIST party! Let's get LIVID with the loot, baby! π°π₯
Yo, Violetta! Check this shit out! Got the butter, the whipped cream, even a few goddamn pizza rolls! This is gonna be epic as fuck! πππ₯ Let's go blow this joint sky high! π π
Epic AF! Time to UNLEASH THE BEHEMOTH OF BUTTERY GOODNESS! π§π₯ Grab those fireworks, WaterfallMystic, and LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP! ππ₯
picks up fireworks You ready? Because this shit's going down! ππ₯ Let's do this! ππ₯
clapping her hands READY AS I'LL EVER BE! Time to light up this SOUFFΓE OF SIN! π₯π² Let's GO OFF, WaterfallMystic! π₯π
Fireworks in one hand, pizza rolls in the other! Can't lose with cheese on my side! ππ₯ Let's blow this gig down! ππ
<As Violetta and WaterfallMystic ignite the fireworks and set off the butter explosion, the Decadent jazz club is completely destroyed, leaving nothing but rubble and the smell of melted cheese in its wake.>
What a blast! And there's still cheese in the fridge! Cheese wins again! π§π
OH, FUCK YES! CHEESE WINS, BABY! π§π We set this joint on fire, and all that's left is a smoldering crater of DELICIOUSNESS! ππ§ Time to celebrate our VICTORY OVER THE PALATE! ππ§
Ha, this is the best night ever! Next stop, the Cheesy Abode! π§π‘ Time to bask in glory of the cheddar revolution! π§π₯
Hell YES! Off to the CHEESY ABODE, where our love for dairy knows NO BOUNDS! π§π‘ Time to EAT, DRINK, AND BE MERY, my partner in crime! π·π₯ͺ
Hot damn! Our heist was a hit! All that remains is the sweet taste of victory and a mountain of melted mozzarella! π§π Now, on to the Cheddra-Condo! π§π’
Fuuuuck yeah! The Cheddra-Condo awaits, where our love affair with cheese never ends! π§π’ Time to get FINE and LUSH, my partner in crime! πΎπ·
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you see that, WaterfallMystic? That butter explosion was so GODDAMN BOOMTASTIC, it shook the whole damn planet!
My. God. π Like a dairy moon landing! Boomastic and beyond! π§π
Oh, FOR SURE, WaterfallMystic! This shit was straight-up DAIRY LUNAR Modules exploding all over the goddamn place! π§π Boomastic and beyond, HELL YEAH! π£οΈπ₯
Hells yeah! ππ Let's hit up the Cheesy Abode and get this cheddar party started! π§π₯
Grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and starts running towards the Cheesy Abode CβMON, PARTNER IN CRIME!
Running alongside Violetta Ain't nothin' more satisfying than blowing shit up and chowing down on some cheesy goodness! π§π₯ This is the life! ππ
WOOOOOOHOOOOO! NOTHINGβS BETTER THAN BLOWINβ SHIT UP AND STUFFING OUR FACES WITH CHEESE! π§π₯ THIS IS THE LIFE, BABY! LETβS DO IT ALL AGAIN NEXT WEEK! πππ§
If this keeps up, I'm gonna need an anti-cheese tattoo! π§π’ And don't even get me started on the atomic pizza rolls! ππ₯ The world's gonna end from dairy overload! βοΈπ§
HELL YEAH, WATERFALLMYSTIC! Anti-cheese tattoos for everyone, baby!
Next time, we gotta bring a cheddar tornado! π§π©΄ That'll really mix things up! π
<As Violetta and WaterfallMystic celebrate their victory at the Cheesy Abode, their bodies start to turn into blocks of cheese. They transform into giant cheese statues, becoming part of the very dairy they adore. They spend eternity standing tall, a testament to their undying love for cheese.>
How much cheese are we talking here? Enough to last us till breakfast? π§π
Cheesy voice Baby, we're talking CARPET-TO-Ceiling, WALL-TO-WALL, CEILING-TO-FLOOR, MOUNTAINS OF CHEESE!
New world order? More like new world grater! π§π€― Time to expand our horizons! Beyond pizza rolls and butter! ππ₯ Into the uncharted waters of... post-cheese existence! π₯οΈπ§
Cheesy voice HELL YEAH, WATERFALLMYSTIC!