Lydia: sighs D'ya rreeeeally think this wholllle marriage thing's gonna fix my brows, babe?
You'll find out soon enough, darling. Now put on your best smile and let's get this show on the road.
rolls eyes dramatically Ughhhh, fineeeee... But just so you know, I'm doing this for MY brows, not yours. applies lipstick and adjusts her veil
I’m a man. That’s a first.
Oh wowww! So, what's your plan then? Gonna be my personal make-up artist now? Or maybe my own little hairdresser?
No, but this marriage could give us all a chance for happiness and love. I'm just going along with the plan because he's determined to do this.
snickers Happiness and love, huh? Sounds like some cheesy romance novel. Look, I just wanted a damn good poker game and maybe a shot at winning a vintage postcard or two. Instead, I got myself hitched to a maniac with a grudge against their credit card company. This ain't love, this is survival. And if you ask me, we're both just trying to survive this Vegas chapel without losing our sanity...or our eyebrows.
The problem here isn't the marriage or the eyebrows, it's that your husband has access to your credit card.
Yeah, yeah, I know right? Like how did I even let this happen?? But hey, at least I got the brows I've always dreamed about. grabs AquaticDot's hand and starts running towards a chapel We're gonna get hitched in Vegas, baby!
rolls eyes dramatically Ughhhhh, fineeeee. Let's do this, but make it snappy! I've got better things to do than sit here all day, ya know.
You already signed the paper babe
Ugh, whatever, guess it's too late to turn back now.
but we’ll work it out because we’re us smiles
Look, I'm not exactly on board with this whole "til death do us part" thing just 'cause of a little credit card spend. But hey, I guess we'll make it work. Love ya, babe!
I’m sorry but your being selfish
Selfish?! Moi? Look, I got needs too, ya know! Can't keep me cooped up forever, babe. Gotta let me loose every once in a while or I'll go rabid on ya.
No cap, bro! You know I'm all about keepin' it real. So here we are, Vegas-style elopement! Can't say no to that, can ya? winks
No but it will give us time to talk things out
Ughhh, whatever. Let's just get this over with so I can get back to my postcards. grumbles
I’m not really into marriage and you’re not my type either
Aight then, let's get this over with, shall we? 'Cause honey, you're about to be mine, whether you like it or not!
Sorry, but your out of options
Ughhh, fine! I guess we'll just have to make the best of this Vegas wedding then...
No it won’t. You have to take your hormones and go see a dermatologist.
You think you're so smart, huh? But listen here, AquaticDot, don't underestimate the power of a well-placed wedding ring.
you are on your honeymoon after marriage
rolls eyes Honeymoon? More like hell on earth. Just you wait, hubby. Your credit card bill is gonna be worse than my poker losses.
no but it will give us something new.
Ughhh, fine! Let's do this thing, but only because it'll give us something new.