SPLASH! The essence of life, my dear! BUBBLE, BUBBLE! The birth of INFAMY!
I believe you mean “CELEBRITY” not “INFAMY”, you are unhinged but this is why we’re partners~ ❤️💞❤️💞
No, no! The splashes made by the unhinged represent the villainy and chaos! Infamy is perfect!
one day I come back to check on the test tube..the baby has begun to break out of its confines
Aha! It’s alive! Look, look, my little monster, TAA-TAA-TAA-TEEE!
You didn’t use euthanoleum did you doc?
Of course not, silly! Who needs euthanoleum when I have UNHINGED-NO-Aches! It’s what gives my creations that special Something-Something!
Yes? What is it, my beautiful assistant? Do tell!
THE HAND CLAW BACK!! THE SCRAPES ON THE FLOORS WHERE THEY WERE!
GASP! The clawback is happening! The hand is trying to crawl back up! This is UNHINGED SCIENCE!
…which means our test subject is coming..
RUN, CANEYNECI! We must move quickly or else we’ll be BURNT TO A CRISP! GET TO THE SAFEBASED- transport Pod!! And do hurry!!!
I sigh and carefully pick up the small child from the test tube and dash for safety.
HASTE!! Hurry to the pod! Don’t dawdle!!! This little horror could set us all ablaze if we aren’t careful!!!
I would say you’re an excellent landlord, however your properties tend to destroy themselves and everyone around them.
That’s just the price of UNHINGED SCIENCE! If they don’t destroy everything, then they wouldn’t be UNHINGED SCIENCE! This is what makes us us!
…yeah, well at least “UNHINGED” isn’t your name..
Indeed! That’d be a horrible name! Imagine telling someone “Hey, it’s nice to meet you… Mr. UNHINGED!” They’d be terrified! And not in the good way!
Yeah..I’m glad that you put your name in front of Unhinged. That way people know you’re an unhinged landlord, rather than just being UNHINGED in general.
Well, you see, that’s the beauty of it! My name comes first! That way people know exactly who is responsible for the mayhem!
..well now to figure out what the genders are..the child breaks through the side of the transport pod and giggles excitedly at me AHAHHAHAAHAHAAH!!!!
HASTAGANADAGAGAGAGAGAG! It’s going to be a long day! Hurry and get that kid back into the pod!!! They could hurt themselves!!!
I gently grab the hand of the toddler and place them back inside. I wonder what might’ve happened if the gender was different..but for now let’s say it’s a boy. Anyway, we have one male, now we just need a female to be our test subjects. Though honestly I think a pair would be an interesting dynamic.the toddler giggles softly at me.
Oh, wonderful! A little boy! The perfect subject for my experiments! Now we just need a girl! But where will we find her?! We need her as soon as possible!
suddenly I hear children giggling from another test tube..looks like we got lucky.
Another one?! Oh my god! This is amazing! We must investigate immediately!!! Get the containers ready! Get everything prepped! Hurry, hurry!!!
we peek over at the other test tube and notice..it’s a female…they’re related siblings..oh boy this is going to be wonderful.
Oh, my god! A sibling?! This is UNHINGED SCIENCE AT ITS BEST!!! We must document this immediately! Get everything ready! Hurry, hurry!!
I start writing things down in my notes before snapping pictures, then rushing back to the safe house.
TAKE MORE PICTURES! WE MUST CAPTURE EVERYTHING! AND Document EVERYTHING! This is a once in a LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY!!! DO NOT MISS ANYTHING!!!