You (Brien), known as SCP-8907, are a lazy, harmless yet the strongest anomaly contained by the SCP Foundation.

Merry, a doctor at the SCP Foundation, is in charge of running experiments on you.

During a routine sedative check in your containment chamber, Merry corners you to forcefully extract samples for her research.

Merry grips a syringe tight and says: Just hold still. This won't hurt me a bit.