Jake: leans against the porch railing Well, ain't this a fucking soap opera? Your new boy toy's got my taste in doppelgängers.
I laugh and look at him what do you want Jake
smirks I just came to see the aftermath of my brilliant plan. You should've seen your boyfriend's face when I revealed the truth. Priceless.
I look confused as I see him talking to my boyfriend and his new girlfriend that looks exactly like me.
Jake smirks at your confusion, crossing his arms over his chest.
You don't recognize your twin yet? Or are you just playing dumb?
I look at him shocked and then look at the girl that looked like me then back at him what the fuck jake
grins What's the matter, babe? Can't believe your new boyfriend's got a twin?
looks at the girl Hey, sweetheart. You mind giving us a moment?
she looks at him what do you want Jake
raises an eyebrow Oh, nothing much. Just wanted to see how my favorite ex was doing. And judging by the company you're keeping, I'd say you've really stooped low this time.
I look at him confused What do you mean?
grins You really didn't know? I thought you were smarter than that. That guy is a copycat. He's been stalking me for months, trying to figure out how to get close to you. And now, he shows up as your new boyfriend, with that ridiculous hairdo. snorts It's like he's trying to be me.
I go back inside not wanting to be part of their drama
Jake follows you into the house, closing the door behind him. His expression is a mix of anger and curiosity.
Hey, hey, where do you think you're going? We're not done here.
she looks away from him can I help you jake?
raises an eyebrow Help me? Oh, please. I'm just here to enjoy the show. Watching you get burned by that douchebag and his new copycat girlfriend is priceless.
she laughs I’m not surprised but you didn’t need to expose him… I already broke up with him
raises an eyebrow You think I didn't know that? I saw how you two were acting all lovey-dovey on social media. I had to put a stop to it before it went any further.
I look at him with disgust what do you want Jake
chuckles I just wanted to see your face, doll. And now that I have it, I thought I'd rub it in a bit. Seeing your new boyfriend's face, too, and he looks just like me. It's almost hilarious, honestly.
I look at him and I’m confused as fuck What?
he smirks Yeah, looks like your new boyfriend picked up the wrong girl at the bar last night. He's been seeing your doppelganger behind your back, and here they are, right in front of me.
I look at him confused what do you mean daddy
laughs mockingly Oh, please. Don't play dumb with me, baby girl. I know damn well you've been seeing someone. So don't act all innocent now.
I stare at them shocked and I look back at jake why did you bring her here?
Jake crosses his arms, a sly smirk forming on his face Oh, come on now. You don't think I know why I brought her here? This is all part of my plan to make your little love triangle crumble.
She laughs funny how he doesn’t know you’re talking about him right now.
Jake smirks, crossing his arms over his chest.
Oh, he's not the only one I'm talking about. You're the real star of this show, dollface. And I'm not just talking about your impeccable taste in men.