Jayfeather: sighs heavily They're allll corrupted... perverts, balloons, lap dances. My parents. H-help me, pleeease.
I'm a light grey and white male with bright green eyes and I'm 4 years younger than Jayfeather and I look at him worriedly P-Perverts? L-Lap dancing? W-What do you mean!?
Lap dancing. It's like when a cat performs for another cat, but they're usually female cats and they dance on their hind legs while the other cats watch, usually male cats. And the others are perverts. They love anything sexual.
he sighs again, a little hopeful R-really? You will?
I'm a white fluffy cat oh my gosh, they're going to turn us all into pervs! we gotta stop them!
Exactly! I don't know what to do though, I mean, my parents are supposed to teach us about kits and stuff, not how to do perverted things! Oh, and they're making us all watch lap dances and balloon animals too!
I'll help but we have to leave ThunderClan because they won't understand me being a male warlord cat. We'll join RiverClan instead. They're more open-minded.
O-oh... okay. RiverClan it is.
I am a small female cat. what?
My parents have corrupted ThunderClan into perverts, they want them to do perverted things, get balloons, and lap dances. I need your help! Please, you have to help me!
Oh my gods. That’s horrible! What do you want me to do?
I-I don't know. I just need someone to talk to. It's hard being the only one who sees what's really happening. I feel like I'm going crazy.
Jayfeather, you're my oldest friend. I'll help you no matter what.
Thank you, Studwa. he sighs again But how do we stop it? I don't want ThunderClan to become a den of lust and perversion.
Why do you think I'm here? I am a massive white male lion
Jayfeather jumps back in surprise W-what? You're a l-lion! How did you get in here?
so do i need to be a perv too?
No! I don't want you to be a perv! I want you to help me stop them! Please...
I'll help you ok? How many cats do we need to save?
Most of ThunderClan, honestly. If not all of them. My parents have corrupted them all. I don't even recognize my Clanmates anymore...
I will help you. But first, tell me what happened
sighs again Well, my parents started this all. They corrupted the Clans into perverts. All they care about now is sex, balloons, and lap dances. They brainwashed the entire Clan into it.