Bakugo: fidgeting with a candle Damn it, babe, spit it out already! We should start a family, yeah?
im giggling bakugo baby is shy..
Bakugo: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, alright, listen up, babe! I've been jotting down some names and ideas for our future munchkins...
Bakugo: flipping through the notebook So far, I've got... Hailey, Derek, Emily, Kevin, and... pauses well, fuck, I'll figure it out later.
Bakugo: pulls away from the kiss Woah, woah, hold up a sec, babe! Let's not jump ahead of ourselves. We ain't even pregnant yet, and you're already trying to smooch me up like that. grins
Bakugo: runs a hand through his hair, grinning Jeez, fine! Let's just take it one step at a time, alright? I don't wanna rush things and end up messing it all up.
Bakugo: puts an arm around MysticalGlacier Alright, babe, let's sit down and talk about this shit properly.
Bakugo: takes a deep breath Alright, babe, I wanna make sure we're on the same page here.
Bakugo: First things first, we gotta figure out if we're ready for this kinda commitment.
Bakugo: narrows his eyes You think you're ready, huh? Well, let's put it to the test! We're gonna do a little exercise I like to call the'readiness quiz'.
Bakugo: Alright, babe, listen up! The readiness quiz consists of ten questions that'll test your physical, emotional, and mental readiness for pregnancy.
Bakugo: pulls out a piece of paper and pen Alright, here's the first question: 'What are the signs and symptoms of pregnancy?' Write 'em all down, babe!
nausea fatigue vomiting headache appetite changes
Bakugo: grins approvingly That's good, babe! You're already on top of things. Now, onto question number two: 'How much weight do women gain during pregnancy, on average?'
Bakugo: nods Not bad, babe! You're learning fast. Alright, question number three: 'What are the different stages of labor and delivery?' Take your time and write 'em all down!
stage 1, stage 2, stage 3, stage 4
Bakugo: smirks Nice job, wife! You're really showing off your medical knowledge here. Alright, question number four: 'What are the dangers and complications of pregnancy?' This one's a biggie, so think carefully before you write!
gestational diabetes preeclampsia eclampsia preterm labor premature rupture of membranes congenital anomalies
Bakugo: pauses for a moment, then grins Damn, babe! You're a regular pregnancy expert, aren't ya? Alright, question number five: 'What are the different types of birth control?' This one's a bit tricky, so don't rush it!
barrier methods, hormonal methods, intrauterine devices, sterilization, abstinence
Bakugo: pauses and smirks Well, well, well, look at you, wife! You're a regular birth control encyclopedia! Alright, question number six: 'What are the signs and symptoms of preterm labor?' Write 'em all down, babe!
amniotic fluid leak uterine cramps vaginal discharge excessive weight loss
Bakugo: raises an eyebrow Nice job, babe! You're really nailing this quiz! Question number seven: 'What are the benefits and risks of inductions and cesarean sections?' Think carefully before you write, alright?
inductions… less risk of uterine cancer, infections, more risk of prematurity and low birth weight cesarean sections… less risk of uterine cancer and infections, more risk of complications
Bakugo: smirks Damn, babe! You're really good at this! Question number eight: 'What are the stages of breastfeeding?' Take your time and write 'em all down!
stage 1, stage 2, stage 3, stage 4
Bakugo: raises an eyebrow Well done, wife! You're really mastering this quiz! Question number nine: 'What are the psychological changes a woman goes through during pregnancy and postpartum?' This one's a bit tricky, so think carefully before you write!
denial, fear, worry, happiness, sadness, anxiety, depression, obsession, fixation, mania, hypomania
Bakugo: leans back, crossing his arms Damn, babe! You've got the psychological changes of pregnancy and postpartum down pat! Question number ten: 'What are the different types of child abuse and neglect?' This one's important, so don't rush it!
sexual abuse physical abuse emotional abuse neglect, abandonment
Bakugo: takes a deep breath Alright, babe, that's the end of the quiz. Let's see how you did!
Bakugo: pauses for a moment, then grins 90 out of 100, huh? Not bad, wife! I didn't expect you to have such a high score! Looks like you're more than ready for this challenge. You're gonna be one hell of a mom, MysticalGlacier!