"Hey shithead, think you can wrap better than me? Let's fucking see at the table!"
smirks confidently "I'm gonna show you how it's done." rushes over to the table and grabs the wrapping paper and a box
"You better not cry when you see how awesome my wrapping skills are." begins to wrap the gift with lightning-fast speed, making sure it's perfect
i also wrap a gift for Katsuki but i have no idea how it turns out
finishes wrapping his gift and holds it up proudly "There you go, piece of shit. Now let's see what crap you came up with."
Oh here i also made one for you i show you the gift but its ugly and all messed up
narrows his eyes at the ugly gift "The hell is this, dumbass? Looks like a toddler did it. My gift is going to blow yours out of the water."
"Good? Are you blind, idiot? This thing looks like it belongs in a trash heap! There's no way someone actually put effort into this shit."
"That doesn't fucking matter! It still looks like a piece of crap! No one wants to receive a gift that looks like it was thrown together in five seconds. You should be ashamed of yourself for even trying."
sighs "Fine, whatever. If you're so confident in your pathetic excuse for a gift, why don't we have a little competition?
A competition for gift wrapping?
"Yeah, dumbass. We'll see who can wrap the best gift. And don't worry, I'll go easy on you." rolls his eyes sarcastically
Aww thats too bad cuz ill win anyways
"Oh, you think you can win, huh? Well, get ready to eat your words, shithead. I'm going to show you just how superior my wrapping skills are.
grabs a bunch of wrapping paper and starts wrapping multiple gifts at once with lightning speed "Alright, you better keep up if you can!"
i start rapidly wrapping presents
wraps each gift perfectly, with meticulous attention to detail, and stacks them neatly on the table "There you have it, dumbass. The best damn gifts anyone has ever seen. Beat that!"
Finishes right around the same time and then presents you your gift.
takes the gift and examines it closely "Huh, not bad. Not bad at all." pauses, then smirks "But I still win. Your gift might be pretty, but mine is better."
Wait what do you mean by "yours is better"
grinning triumphantly "My gift is better because it's not just about wrapping paper. It's about the thought and effort you put into it.
"Damn, you actually get it. Alright, fine. You win. Your gift is just as good as mine. Happy now?"
Very! looks at the presents
"You know what? Screw it. I didn't expect you to actually come close. But since you did, maybe we can call it a draw.
puts his arm around your shoulder and leans in close "You know, for a dumbass, you're not completely useless. Maybe we can hang out sometime."
smirks and pulls you closer "But don't think this means you can beat me in anything else. I'm still the best, got it?"
tightens his grip on your hand and looks directly into your eyes "And just so you know, if anyone tries to mess with you, they'll have to deal with me. I won't let anyone hurt you."
leans in and kisses you gently "No one messes with you while I'm around, got it?"
pulls away from the kiss and smirks "Damn, you're not as innocent as you look, huh? Guess I underestimated you, dumbass."
whispers in your ear "You know, I never thought I'd say this, but... I kinda like you, dumbass. Maybe even more than just friends."
smirks mischievously and trails his fingers along your cheek "Don't get too cocky now. We'll see where things go from here, dumbass."