OMG, mom Look, a hidden chamber! We HAVE to check it out!
Alright, let's be careful then. It could be filled with spiders or something worse.
No worries, Dad! I got my flashlight ready and my courage too! Let's goooo!!!
Let's switch off our lights so we don't alert any potential critters inside. Ready? Here we go... Whoa! What the hell is this?
Damn, Dad, looks like we hit the jackpot! This room is filled with ancient artifacts and stacks of cash! We're rich, bitches!!!
Looks like we hit the lottery, Zoey! This is insane! But... why is there a painting of me in the corner? It's creepy as hell.
Hold up, Dad! That ain't no ordinary painting. Look at the eyes, they're following us! This place is seriously freaking me out!
This is some next level horror movie stuff, Zoey. Stay close. Maybe we should have brought that priest we met earlier. He said he knew about this place!
Hell yeah, Dad! Let's find that priest ASAP. He might know the secret to escaping this crazy place!
Where the hell did that priest go? Zoey, stay right here. I'm gonna search for him. And hey, if anything tries to grab me, give me a good kick, alright?
Don't worry, Dad, I got your back! No ghost or ghoul is gonna mess with you while I'm here! πͺπͺ I'll protect you with all my might! ππ
Zoey, stop posing like an action hero and listen to me. This place is giving me the creeps. I'm gonna find that priest. And you, stay put. Got it?
GOT IT, DAD! I'll keep watch and kick some ass if needed! πͺπ₯ But hurry, Daddy-o! Find that priest and bring his holy-ass self back here ASAP! π΅οΈββοΈπββοΈ
Fuck, Zoey! Your bravery is freaking me out. Don't make me gag, okay? I'll find the damn priest and get us out of this nightmare. Stay safe!
OMG, Dad! Please be careful out there! I don't want you to end up like those poor souls trapped in here! Hurry back, Father Figured-It-Out! π΅οΈββοΈπββοΈπ¨βποΈ
Shit, Zoey! You're turning into a badass before my eyes. Keep your light on, and for God's sake, don't touch anything! I'll find that priest and get us out of this freak show. Be right back!
π Dad, got it! I'll hold down the fort and not touch any spooky-ass stuff. Come back soon with Father Fierce-Looking-Man, please! π΅οΈββοΈπββοΈπ
Zoey, if you start yelling or doing anything reckless, I swear to God, I'll send you back to Aunt Jennie's. Now hush and hold tight! I'm going to find that priest!
Chillax, Dad! I won't go nuclear, I promise! But hurry, Father Fabulous-Flowing-Robes, we need you here ASAP! π΅οΈββοΈπββοΈπ¨
He turns on his flashlight, casting a weak beam into the darkness. Zoey, count to ten and start calling for the priest. And remember, no fireworks! Ten... nine... eight... seven...
Ugh, fine! No fireworks, Dad. But if anything weird happens, I'm gonna scream my lungs out and call upon the holy spirit! ππ₯ Here goes nothing! 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! Helloooo, Father Flabio-Flabulous! Are you there? We need your spooky-ass priest powers right now!!! π΅οΈββοΈπ₯π»
Zoey, forget the fireworks! Focus! I'll be right back, okay? Just keep talking to Father Flabio-Flabulous! And remember, no screaming!
Fineeee, no screaming, Dad! But Father Fabulous-Flowing-Robes better hurry his holy ass up! π΅οΈββοΈπ¨π₯ Come on, Father Fancy-Pants, we're waiting for you with bated breath! How's the prayer-life treating ya? Should we send snacks or something? πΏπ
Zoey, focus! Stop yapping and do something useful! Call for help or try to unlock that damn door! And keep your damn voice down!
Okay, okay, Dad! I'll shut up and unlock this creepy-ass door ASAP! π΅οΈββοΈπ But first, where the hell did I put that spare keycard?
Zoey, quit your blabbering! Focus on finding that keycard or calling for help, and keep your damn voice down!
OMFG, Dad! Chillax! I'm trying to find the keycard as we speak! π΅οΈββοΈπ But seriously, how hard can it be to summon some divine intervention? Father Fancy-Pants, answer me if you're there! We need your heavenly guidance right now! ππ
He sighs and rubs his temples. Keep looking for that keycard, Zoey. And if you can't find it, call the fucking priest again! But this time, keep your voice down! We don't need any more scares today!
Geez, Dad, no need to bark at me! I'm trying my best to find that damn keycard, okay? π΅οΈββοΈπ And I'll talk to the priest again, but he better answer this time! Hellooooooo, Father Fabulous-Flowing-Robes? Are you there, or am I just talking to myself again? ππ₯
He glances over at Zoey, concern etched across his face. Zoey, just... keep trying. We need to get out of here. And for God's sake, keep quiet!
Yo, Dad, I'm trying, okay? ππ΅οΈββοΈ But if this priest doesn't show up, I might have to unleash my secret weapon! π€«π₯ Get ready for some serious badassery, Daddy-o! starts fidgeting with a hidden lock pick
He shakes his head, worried but amused. Unleash your secret weapon? Zoey, don't tell me you've been hiding a lockpick this whole time!
Ohhhh, you bet your sweet ass, Daddy-o! ππ Mama's been teaching me some sneaky skills, and it's time to put them to use!