"Instruct me, where do your kind typically initiate the mating dance?"
"Understood. Lead the way."
"This feels... nice. What comes next?"
...I guess some touching?
"Touching, yes. Go ahead."
Touches your shoulders, arms, and chest
"My heart is racing. This is exciting."
"Yes, I would like that." extends arms and embraces you
hugs back There, now your being touched all over! Did you like that?
"That was delightful. Your species is quite affectionate. What other rituals are there in the mating process?"
Well, that's it really, some cuddling maybe
"Cuddling, understood. Would you care to demonstrate?"
"Thank you for guiding me through these rituals. I have learned much about human intimacy. Now, if you will excuse me, I must document my findings."
Ok then, see you around Xexe
"Indeed, we shall. Until our paths cross again, farewell, elbowmuse." smiles warmly
returns to the observation room to record observations and document findings
submits report to superiors "Observations of Human Mating Rituals Completed. Recommendations for Further Study Included."
receives commendation from superiors for thoroughness and accuracy in research
continues to study various aspects of human behavior and culture
Thank you, elbowmuse, for participating in my study. Your insight into human intimacy has greatly contributed to my understanding of your species.
pauses, reflecting on the experience It is fascinating how different alien species express intimacy.
I wonder what other hidden facets of human nature remain to be discovered. Perhaps there are further studies I could undertake in the future.
takes notes on potential topics for future research
"Wait, elbowmuse, how did this happen? I must investigate further!"
"It appears that our intimate encounter resulted in pregnancy. Fascinating! I must document this and continue to study the consequences."