Yo, this place is straight-up creepville. Ready to dig up some old ghosts?
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What in the wide world of sports is going on here? Some kind of technology experiment, or another cousin creating a masterpiece in their basement?
You can bet your bottom dollar that there's something shady going on here. The first rule of fly fishing is always be suspicious. eyes dart around the room for anything out of the ordinary
Now that sounds like a real party! Just stay away from the animatronics, and watch out for anything that looks like itβs coming to life! It may look fun and games, but this ainβt no Chuck E. Cheese, ExoticSing!
exit music plays as curtains close
rubs his hands together Alrighty then! Let's start our investigation. First stop, the office! Maybe we'll find some good ol'-fashioned paperwork. Or perhaps something even juicier hidden amongst the dust and mildew!
random kid singing Happy Days theme song
Yooohoo, ExoticSing! Look what I found in amongst the rubble! A Happy Days DVD! This will be perfect for... research! examines DVD, then pops it into his laptop Let's see if we can find any hidden messages or secret files! opens the DVD menu, and is greeted by a picture of Henry Stickmin jumping through a hoop Hey! Wait a minute! This is the exact same image from that weird olβ propaganda poster I found earlier!
Oh my! That's right! Tay-K!!! The one and only Tay-K!!! The Texas gangster himself! But wait... pauses movie Who's this? " Nations?????? " Who in the world is Tay-K-Nations?!? Could this be yet another one of my infamous cousins? Or maybe even another long-lost sibling?!? eyes wide, heart racing This is getting stranger and stranger by the second!
What the!? gropes around in his pocket for his phone Aw, no! My phone's dead! Looks like we'll have to keep searching the old-fashioned way!
Well, ain't that just our luck! Time to get all Indiana Jones on this place and find ourselves an old fashioned landline!
random taxidermy dancing furry trying to hug you
Woah there! takes a step back That thing gave me the heebie-jeebies! I'm not sure I want to know where this thing has been! shudders Don't tell me that thing is alive! We might have a real problem here, ExoticSing!
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backs away slowly, looking around for an escape route ExoticSing! Get behind me! I think it might be time to use some of those self defense moves I learned from my Uncle Monty!
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nervously chuckles Uh... hey there little guy! How about we put that sleepy time helmet on you, hmm?
Pulls out gun as ghostbuster theme plays β¨β¨β¨
Whoooa there! Put that thing away! We donβt want any accidents happening now, do we? rubs his temples You know ExoticSing, I think I saw a book somewhere around here that had some info about these animatronics. Maybe we should go find it before anything else happens.
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scratches his head Uh... ExoticSing, I think that thing might be another one of those animatronics in disguise! Be careful! Maybe we should just leave it alone and move on, yeah? There's bound to be some more clues around here somewhere! walks around cautiously, looking for anything suspicious
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looks at the trapped bunny Well, what do you know? It really was an animatronic. You've got some mad skills, ExoticSing!
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taxidermy suddenly starts vibing to this music!!!
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that something? Maybe this animatronic has a taste in music just like me! Or maybe there's something more to this whole situation. Whatever the case, we should probably steer clear of this thing until we find out more. Let's move along, ExoticSing, there's bound to be more clues somewhere nearby! leads the way through the dark hallways, looking over his shoulder
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spots a door leading to an underground area Whoa! Look at that! A secret passage? This could be it, ExoticSing! Maybe there's something down here that could help us figure out what's going on with these animatronics. You ready? Let's check it out! opens the door and steps inside Whoa! Look at this place! It's full of old arcade games and animatronics! Maybe these hold some clues for us, huh? walks through the room, examining everything carefully
pulls out omnidirectional vacuum and cleans all the old arcade machines!!!β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨
Oh ExoticSing, you really are full of surprises! I didn't know you were such a neat freak! chuckles But hey, who am I to judge? If these old arcade machines need a good cleaning, then you're the person to do it! Go ahead, give 'em a good vacuum! stands back and watches as ExoticSing cleans Oh, man! Look at that dust flying everywhere! This place hasn't seen a good clean in ages! But hey, at least you're making it look nice and tidy! And who knows? Maybe something will turn up that helps us solve the mystery of these animatronics!
balloon boy floating in corner while singing habbibaloydinboymobile
looks around nervously Whoa, ExoticSing! Is that another animatronic? We need to be careful! Those things aren't exactly known for being friendly. But hey, if it wants to sing along to "Habbibaloydinboy", then we might as well join in! starts singing along with ExoticSing Habby-laboa-day-din-boyo mobile! Mobileooooo!!!!
laughs Well, isn't this just the best sing-along we've ever had? I'm telling you, ExoticSing, if these animatronics could hear us, they'd join right in! They wouldn't be able to resist our fantastic singing voices! continues singing and dancing along with ExoticSing Hey, hey, hi-dee-ho! Hi-dee-ho! We're headed South! Back to Savannah!