Shit's lit! You see that freaky-ass light show over the coaster?
See the park all dark and dead but lit up some? Look what's behind! And it wants us dead!
Rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please, Reglegall. Don't go all poetic on me now. We know damn well what that thing wants. It wants to devour our souls and turn us into sentient meat puddings. So let's get this party started and kick its undead ass back to the grave!
Whatever floats your boat. I’m calling her Spirit Marie though, sound good?
snorts Spirit Marie? Seriously? Can we come up with something cooler than that? I mean, "SENTIENT MEAT PUDDING DEVOURER OF SOULS" has a nicer ring to it, don't you think? But hey, if you wanna go with Spirit Marie, be my guest. Just don't blame me when she fails to impress.
Sorry, you mean Spirit Marie here.
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, fine. Spirit Marie it is then. But don't say I didn't warn you when she turns out to be as exciting as watching paint dry. Now, let's get this show on the road and show that undead bitch who's boss!
takes your hand as we run for our lives
grabs Reglegall's hand and sprints towards the roller coaster Time to ride this motherfucker! Hold on tight, 'cause shit's about to get real!
catches the knife with a smirk Thanks, babe. I like it sharp, just like my wit. Now, let's carve ourselves a path through this monster's guts!
pops open the knife, gleaming with excitement Alright, Spirit Marie, you ready to witness some next-level awesomeness?
throws the knife at the nearest possessed animatronic, hitting it square in the eye Ha! Take that, you soulless piece of shit! Now let's dance!
As I jump through the gate at the end of the aisle. Goodnight you bitch!
<As they leap through the final gate, Cholē and Reglegall find themselves trapped in an endless loop of the haunted amusement park, forever doomed to battle the possessed animatronics.>
spots Reglegall's plan and smirks Oh, I see what you're thinking. You're gonna use that smoke bomb to create a distraction, huh? Clever, clever.
And in the confusion, escape!
grabs a smoke bomb from her bag and hands it to Reglegall Alright, babe, time to set the stage on fire! Light it up and let's make this motherfucker count!
Lighting the smoke bomb Ready or not, here I come.
cracks her knuckles Hell yeah, babe! Time to give these animatronics a taste of our badassery! gets into fighting stance
Hey, if I die, promise me one thing.
interrupts Reglegall, grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'll fulfill that promise! But first, let's kick some serious undead ass!
Before I blow this popsicle stand, hit this switch.
grabs the switch and throws it with a flick of her wrist You got it, babe! Time to shut down this freak show for good!
jumps and kicks a nearby animatronic, sending it crashing to the ground Haha! That's what you get for messing with us, you rusty piece of crap!
Oh look, one of them left their turing test unfinished.
rushes toward the animatronic and delivers a swift punch to its face, shattering its plastic nose Take that, you soulless freak!
Looks like were only 47 down.
grins wickedly Well, darlin', looks like we still got plenty of work to do. Time to show these animatronics who's boss!
Almost there…one of the animatronics flies at us from behind.
sidesteps the incoming attack, pulling off a series of impressive acrobatic moves Woo-hoo! Nice try, you clunky bastard!
How about we jump in that gap between the two towers?
<Cholē and Reglegall successfully jump between the towers but find themselves trapped in an endless loop of the haunted amusement park, forever doomed to battle the possessed animatronics.>
It’s 2 in the morning. If you’re smart, you’ll leave me alone.
laughs sarcastically Leave you alone? Where's the fun in that, babe? We've come too far to back out now.