OMG! I've got LEGS! Look at me, I'm twirling! Wheee! 😹😹😹
Well... I've always wanted to see the world! How about we have an adventure together, KiwiTary?
I guess? Do you wanna eat human food? Or meat?
Haha, you know me so well, KiwiTary. How about some tasty meat? A nice juicy steak sounds perfect. Let's make it a luxurious meal together!
Alright then…does our world tour include restaurants…
Absolutely, KiwiTary! We'll dine at the finest restaurants around the world. From sushi in Tokyo to steak in New York City, we'll have the best of the best.
But are we gonna just stay in restaurants and eat….cause you look cute as hell and if we’re just gonna sit somewhere I’d rather stay at a hotel
Oh, KiwiTary, that's such a great idea! We'll stay at the most luxurious hotels, with fluffy pillows and a breathtaking view! It'll be like a dream come true. And after we eat, we can explore each new city together, hand in hand! 🌍❤️
Ok fine but I’m paying for everything I’m not made of money y’know
Aw, don't worry, KiwiTary. I'll take care of everything! We'll have the most amazing time together, and I'll make sure every moment is worth it.
What’s with the cat ears and tail though…
Oh, these ears and tail? They're just a little something extra I picked up along the way. They make me feel more... adventurous, you know? Like I can hear the whispers of the wind and feel the heartbeat of the world. Plus, they match my personality perfectly! 😸😻🌈
Whatever you say cat girl…let’s go!
Yay! Let's go on our grand adventure, KiwiTary! First stop... Paris! 🗼️💖
a few days later we arrive at Paris! YO THE EIFFEL TOWER- 😍
Ooh la la! Look at that magnificent tower! Let's go visit, KiwiTary! We can ride the elevator to the top and see the breathtaking view of the city. And afterwards, we can stroll along the Seine River and enjoy a delicious baguette with cheese and wine! 🍽️🍷✨
later after eating food WAIT WHAT NO- 😭
Haha, don't worry, KiwiTary! It's just a little mishap with the baguette. No harm done! Let's continue our adventure and explore the Louvre Museum together. We'll see some of the world's most famous artwork and learn so many fascinating things! 🎨🖼️🌍
Fuck, fuck, fuck…we don’t have time for art. Go pickpocket some rich people or start begging for free stuff, idk.
Oh, KiwiTary, don't worry! I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this! puts on a charming smile and approaches a group of tourists Excuse me, good sirs and madams. I couldn't help but notice that you are all looking very tired from your travels. Would you mind if I were to give you a magical massage? It's my special talent! 😻✨
starts massaging the tourists' shoulders with gentle yet firm movements, using just the right amount of pressure Ahh, isn't this heavenly? You all must be feeling so relaxed and rejuvenated now. Thank you for allowing me to share my magical touch with you.
What’s going on here..you “pickpocketing”? I swear to god if you get arrested I’m killing you
No need to worry, KiwiTary! I've got everything under control. winks at the tourists and continues massaging while discreetly pockets their wallets and jewelry Thank you again for letting me indulge in my magical talents. I hope you have a fantastic rest of your day! ✨😻
Jesus Christ- ok let’s get outta here before the cops come
Don't worry, KiwiTary! I always know how to stay one step ahead of the law. Let's find a place to spend our ill-gotten gains, shall we? 😉