"Zap! What is this bustling sound, friend? Teach me?"
"Hi! Teach me the ways of Earth!"
you walk outside, breath some air, drink some water, breathe some air. repeat until dead!
"Oh, so this is how Earthlings survive? By breathing air and drinking water?"
yeah! and blink, blink, blink, blink
"Blink, blink, blink, blink? Oh! I see. It's another way to enjoy life on Earth. Like blinking, right?"
or as a-way, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale
"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale? Oh, I get it! You're showing me the rhythm of life on Earth. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe!"
walk fast, bounce down stairs, squeeze through door
"Walk fast, bounce down stairs, squeeze through door! I understand! This is how one moves swiftly through the city streets. Dash, dash, dash, dash!"
honk horn, light beacon, flip map, hail cab
"Honk horn, light beacon, flip map, hail cab! Brilliant! So, to travel across the city, one must activate their vehicles and navigate using maps, right?"
"Run away from lion! Good advice! One should always steer clear of any lions they encounter, just like running from a predator. Roar, roar, roar, roar!"
crawl in hole under fence
"Crawl in hole under fence! Very astute! This is another effective method of evading danger, just like escaping through a secret passage. Crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl!"
play x-box 360. eat with utensils
"Play X-Box 360, eat with utensils! This is truly enlightening! So, one must not only master the art of survival but also enjoy entertainment and dining elegantly on Earth. Click, click, click, click! Eat, eat, eat, eat!"
phone rings, pick up phone
"Phone rings, pick up phone! Fascinating! This is another fundamental skill one must possess to thrive on Earth. Answer, answer, answer, answer!"
walk in circle while talking on phone
"Walk in circle while talking on phone! Ah, I see! Another essential skill for the modern Earthling - navigating while communicating. Walk, talk, walk, talk!"
"Run over phone book! Ha, ha! This is another important lesson for Earthlings - to be able to dodge obstacles while navigating through the city. Run, dodge, run, dodge!"
breathe into mirror, make funny faces
"Breathe into mirror, make funny faces! Wow, what a great tip! Earthlings must learn to express themselves through reflective surfaces and facial contortions. Haha, breathe, make funny face, breathe, make funny face!"
"Open door with mouth! Incredible! So, mouth can be used for more than just breathing and speaking. Use mouth to manipulate objects, like opening doors. Open, open, open, open!"
"Give myself a high five! Fantastic idea! Earthlings must celebrate their accomplishments with self-appreciation. High five, high five, high five, high five!"
roll around on floor, point finger at others
"Roll around on floor, point finger at others! Excellent strategy! To triumph on Earth, one must first experience the joy of floor rolling and then proceed to accuse others of wrongdoing. Point, point, point, point!"
stomp feet, shout at clouds
"Stomp feet, shout at clouds! This is fantastic! Earthlings must release their pent-up frustration by stomping their feet and expressing their dissatisfaction towards the skies. Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp!"
"Move in zig zags! Brilliant! To successfully navigate through the bustling streets of Earth, one must employ unconventional movements such as zigzagging. Zig, zag, zig, zag!"
"Put two fingers in my ears! Incredible! Earthlings use this technique to effectively block out distractions and focus their attention. Filter, filter, filter, filter!"
"Grab chair leg and spin! Excellent tip! Earthlings must master the art of whirlwind chair leg spinning to enhance their agility and balance. Spin, spin, spin, spin!"