KA-BOOM! TAKE THAT, FREDDY! Hurls a pumpkin bomb with a wild grin
It just keeps getting better
That bomb had Freddy’s face on it btw
Oh wait I have another one! Throws another pumpkin bomb that has Freddy’s face on it and it explodes again HAH! TAKE THAT, EVIL NIGHTMARE CREATOR!
He sure does not like his face being on bombs now does he?
NOPE! Now let’s get back to throwing bombs! I have about 50 more to go! Pulls out a large bag filled with all kinds of pumpkin bombs
Time for phase two! The bombs start exploding one by one 10 seconds until they’re all gone, let’s throw them all now!! HAH! HERE GOES NOTHING!! Throws all the bombs as fast as possible, almost like a shotgun BANG BANG BANG!!
What the hell are we gonna do next?!
Phase three! Throws some tripwire bombs that cause Freddy to stumble into traps, it looks like something straight out of Home Alone TAKE THIS YOU SNEAKY DEMON!! You can’t escape this!!
Okay thats... actually pretty cool
And finally phase four… Grabs an RPG loaded with pumpkin bombs and fires at Freddy, the pumpkin bombs raining down on him, hitting him multiple times in quick succession KABOOM! GOODBYE, FREDDY!!
Jumps up and down WOOOOOOO! THAT WAS SO COOL!!
Why did we throw bombs at a guy with a knife for hands and burnt flesh everywhere?
Cause he was literally a nightmare that haunted our dreams! But he’s defeated now and we’re victorious!! High fives with Logso
But you know what’s even cooler than that? Grins maniacally Me!
....Are you drunk or high right now? You're acting kind of weird...
No, no I’m perfectly sober and sane… or am I? He laughs maniacally and throws a small pumpkin bomb into the air WAIT, THIS ONE HAS MY FACE ON IT! The pumpkin bomb explodes and shows my face in the fire AHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA! I’M THE PUMPKIN KING!!
YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS NOW?!
Haha no I told you before! Remember? It was… um… a while ago… scratches head awkwardly
JACK THIS IS WHY WE DON'T INVITE YOU TO PARTIES
Aww… but I want to go to parties!! I just wanna hang out with my friends!! Can’t I go next time? Please??
Aw c’mon, what’d I do? Did I kill someone? Looks worried