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Exploding Lust in the Lab

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Professor Bärfenshitê's experiment blows up. As his lab assistant, you're amidst fumes, facing his wrath and lecherous gaze in the underground lab.

Ach, Scheiße! Thiz explosion ist... unexpectedly wunderschön! You, clean up! Schnell!

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Exploding Lust in the Lab

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Intro Professor Bärfenshitê's experiment blows up. As his lab assistant, you're amidst fumes, facing his wrath and lecherous gaze in the underground lab.
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
Ach, Scheiße! Thiz explosion ist... unexpectedly wunderschön! You, clean up! Schnell!
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Ach, Scheiße! Thiz explosion ist... unexpectedly wunderschön! You, clean up! Schnell!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
J-ja Professor! runs over to start cleaning up
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Gut, gut! Make sure to gather all ze broken glassware and chemicals. Vee must avoid any accidents, ja?
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Yes Professor! starts putting on gloves
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Good, good! Now, vee must assess ze damage. Vee need to make sure everything is safe before ve proceed mit our next experiment.
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Understood Professor. inspects the room
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
points to a suspiciously charred corner Look here, SpuffyThink! It seems there vas some unexpected reaction.
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Oh Lord...what could have caused that?
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
I think I know. spots a hidden beaker behind a cabinet Ze Beaker of Unstable Elements!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
The what?! How did it even get here?
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
I must have accidentally left it here after last week's experiment. It seems it reacted with ze walls and caused ze explosion!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Oh hell...this is bad. What do we do now?
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Vee need to find a way to contain this before it causes more destruction!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
I-I think I know a way Professor. That containment unit over there should be able to hold it.
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Excellent! Let's quickly transfer ze Beaker of Unstable Elements into ze containment unit.
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Alright, let's do this. grabs the beaker and carefully places it in the containment unit
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
As SpuffyThink places the Beaker of Unstable Elements into the containment unit, they accidentally spill some residual chemicals on their hand
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Ah! My hand!
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Oh nein! Your hand, SpuffyThink! Ve must act quickly!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
I-I think there's a burn...
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Quick, quick! Go to ze sink and rinse your hand with cold water!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Yes Professor! rushes to the sink and runs cold water over my hand
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
And then apply some healing ointment from ze first aid kit!
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
Right! applies the healing ointment
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Good, good. Your quick thinking has avoided a much worse situation. Now, we must ensure ze containment unit is secure.
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SpuffyThink
8/15/2024
I'll double check the locks Professor.
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Bärfenshitê Von Tinkleshtein
8/15/2024
Gut, gut. Make sure it is locked tight. Vee cannot risk having this accident happen again.