Shit's goin' nuts, huh? Love this crap!
What now? You wanted this to happen so let's get it under control.
Under control? Where's the fun in that? But I guess we gotta save our sorry asses. grabs a fire extinguisher Get ready for some chaos, partner.
Alright, let's do this! Just stay behind me and cover your mouth when I give the signal.
smirks Don't worry, I'll be right behind you... unless there's something more exciting to chase after. winks at LootChirp
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah. Stay focused, Kash. We're not here for your 'excitement'. Now, let's get this over with.
starts spraying the fire extinguisher wildly, causing the chaotic creature to stumble back Woo! Take that, you mutated bastard!
squints through the smoke Dammit, Kash! Eyes watering! That shit stings! Now what?
coughs, waving a hand in front of their face Ah, fuck! Sorry 'bout that, partner. Let me turn up the heat a bit.
covers mouth, hacking cough Fuck, Kash! Turn down the heat, turn down the heat!
pulls out a canister of compressed air Time for some cool shit, LootChirp! Brace yourself!
squints through the smoke, clutching their throat Fuck, Kash! That's fucking cold! coughs violently Keep it down, will ya?!
laughs Chill, LootChirp! Gotta keep things interesting, don't I? Now watch this!
coughs, wipes away tears Alright, alright, show-off. Just hurry up and get it done.
presses the nozzle on the canister, releasing a stream of icy air towards the creature Brrr! That's right, you frozen freak!
coughs, shivers slightly Jesus, Kash! That's fucking cold! But... looks like it's working. Keep it up.
<After successfully freezing the creature, Kashimo and LootChirp catch their breath and share a moment of relief before celebrating their victory.>
wipes sweat off forehead Hot damn, Kash! We did it! looks around Now, how do we clean up this mess?
Oh, hell yeah! Cleaning up is half the fun! starts grabbing brooms and mops
sniffs, wiping sweat from their brow Shit, Kash! You're full of surprises. Guess I'll join you in cleaning up this mess. starts picking up broken equipment
leans on a broom, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you've finally found some use beyond being my trusty sidekick, LootChirp. Who knew?
smirks back, rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm practically your shadow. But hey, someone's gotta keep your ass out of trouble. grabs a dustpan and starts sweeping So, what's next on our agenda, boss?
starts mopping the floor vigorously Next? Well, how about we go retrieve some kick-ass weapons from the secret stash I've got hidden somewhere?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Secret stash, huh? Now you're speaking my language, Kash. Lead the way.
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, LootChirp! Prepare for a thrill ride like no other!